I knew I wasn't the only one
I love the weight that it gives.

Had many different carrots of various sizes but one thing I tried was the butt and of a snooker cue wow that went in deep gave me great pleasure

Snooker cue?? I'm not a pool player so I had to look this one up, but it sure seems to do the great job my shovel handle does for me.

Rack em up!!

I was installing some interesting looking door handle hardware and it got the best of my curiosity,heavy brass curved just right.
I also found the jacuzzi tub hot and cold handles delightful.

I would raid the garden while on a drunken stupor. Cucumbers and corn cobs.

that trailer hitch is way to big for me!!
love the faucet handles though, when i can sit and grind on it

Only guys ?

That's why I created my own toy. Safety first! Like Pervve mentioned it would be way to embarrassing to have to go to a hospital to get something pulled from my ass.