A. She will say maybe tomorrow.
B. Will give you a quick HJ.
C. Will give you a quick BJ.
D. Will give you a quickly fuck.
E. Will suggest you take matters into your own hands
F. Tell you NO and discourage any jerking off.
G. You will JO and hope she does not catch you.
H. You will tell her you are going to go JO and do so.

Usually she gives in and we have sex which means I get a BJ. Last year in a period of about 11 days she was too busy and told me E 3 different times

probably like 50% E, 30% B 10% C and 10% H

My Wife is not into sex at all lately and hasn't even hit 40....so she encourages E

I will simply masturbate in front of her, usually licking her nipples until I cum, or sometimes B/C if I am lucky

well guys poundin her gutswont get it u half 2 make her happy eat some pussy fucker goodshe wants 2 cum like u want 2 wham bang wont get it im 77yrs old i have a32 yr old gf cantrun her off cause i dont stop till she says enough other wiseshe may be comein over2 see guys like me or lookin 4 it some where

E

Get puzzled by guys who think their wives will be mad if she knew they j/O. If it keeps you off her she will be good with it. Maybe an eewwwwww or something.

could someone translate this for me?

I'm afraid not, I don't speak the language.

Mine actually never wants sex when left to her own. I have to pester her. According to her mood, she will react in one of the following ways: she tries to ignore my puns and advances. Or she tells me to take care of myself. Or offers a hj. Or accepts to have sex, usually not on the spot but by a promise for later in the evening. And when we actually have sex, according to her mood she might just open her legs and let me do my thing, or she may be more present and active. The ultimate success is when she cums, which doesn't happen more than once every third fuck. She loves me so quite often she gives in just for the sake of not seeing me miserable...

Mine doesn't show inclination easily. When I start kissing and squeezing,she appears to get ready. Even after lot of foreplay, I fail to guess if she will cum if I enter. She doesn't allow to lick. Some times I get success, sometimes not.

G

Well this time it is H. I asked my wife to have sex and she was still pissed for something I did the other day and said we ate not friends. I asked her agin later in the day and got the same reply. So late that night while she was reading in bed, I told her I was going in the other bedroom and pleasure myself. I took my new toy and phone to watch porn and had a great JO. When I returned to our bedroom my wife was still reading her book and did not say a word. The next day the subject never came up. Now I wonder what she is going to say when I ask to have sex.

G. Always.

There's no point in asking, so I just wank off when I can

She lost interest 6 years ago so.....meh