We masturbate together more than we have sex

I have enjoyed mutual masturbation with most every gal I've been with since college. Have even masturbated with a few of my buddies wives and girlfriends (did it count as cheating if we didn't actually fuck?) Last ex and I masturbated together almost as much as we had sex. She loved using her fingers or toys on my ass while I stroked and she frigged herself, joyfully screaming and moaning while we came together. She was fascinated with watching my spunk shoot out, usually onto her tits, while exclaiming "holy CUMSHOT" or some such term of approval. A wonderful amount of fun and pleasure!

Ive masturbated on my wife..lol

We masturbate together most of the time.

A couple times but she gets imptient and wants the dick before it gets fun

Yes, my wife and I often masturbated together as part of our foreplay. Sometimes we just kept at it rather than have sex, all depended on the situation.

My wife and I masturbate in front of each other quite often. We love watching ourselves getting off. We are very open about it and are just spontaneous about masturbating when the mood hits. It's a huge turn on to look over at my wife while we're watching TV and see her rubbing and fingering her pussy. I'll start jacking off no matter where we're at or what we're doing and she'll join in as well. It makes it fun for both of us.

Absolutely. A mutual masturbation session is pretty much a part of any sex gathering with my wife. Since we live apart for our jobs, we both have high sex drives when we get together (every two weeks or so). We can go three or four times on the first day, and invariably our final coupling involves masturbating together. I love watching women -- OK, anyone -- getting themselves off, and my wife loves to watch men stroking their cocks, so the pairing/arrangement works well together.

We have done this multiple times

We do it sometimes. She uses her vibrator and I jack off on her tits. We both cum pretty darn good.

Who's wife?