seems gooey and heavenly. does it work good ? how do you do clean up just lay a big plastic bag down under you ? should i look into this ?

As usual, just when I'm not looking, get complacent and think that I've seen it all, you guys pop up with something like this. There is absolutely no end to the inventiveness of the mind of a horny man. Ok let's look at this. yep it's gooey, not sure how long you could stroke with an handful though before it dries out on your cock and you'll need another scoop, ASSUMING that you have followed the directions on the batter and mad it stiff, vice watery. So as a lube it could work best for a quickie as long as it is not mixed "runny". In terms of logistics, this will be messy, so personal clean up wise, a little less time in the shower if you are clean shaven all over and don't have to scrub to get dried batter out of your body hair. Also messy in terms of where you masturbate. You will probably need to clear the space of anything, furniture, etc that you don't want covered in batter. So extended prep time and clean up make it less than ideal for many. Last, all of the above means that you will need a lot of time to put this together and privacy to execute, both seem to be in short supply for many jackers these days. P.S. A variation on your batter idea occurred to me once you find the exact consistency of batter to stroke your cock with, why not pop the batter in the microwave for 10-20 secs so it is nice and warm as you massage it into your cock...just a thought.

I am so obsessed with this thread, let us know how it goes if you do attempt it

Your local VFW probably has regular pancake breakfasts...