Hey, y'all:

I'm still trying to find the strongest penis vibrator there is, homemade preferably. I have a Hot Octopus Jett and a Magic Wand with a sleeve, but still not enough vibration for this old man. Even thinking about hooking something up to my reciprocating saw! I saw a video of just that, but there were no "how to" instructions with it. Any suggestions?

I need to get off on my own more often without spending an hour to do it. ED problems, you know. Drop me a note at willynilly2018 on that yah oo site if you'd rather.
Thanks.

Thanks!

I like wise would be interested also

Orbital sander should do the trick, upside down and press your cock on it.
Tried is years ago, worked well

Is it just me, or does all of this sound like a really bad idea?

Ive done this, shot my load in my pants.

Tried that. Plenty vibes, but somehow didn't work.

Gotta explore. Common sense DOES rule, however.

Sawzall works. Use the handle end of course.

Move up to Vacuum Cleaners. Works for me.

Yep, playing with power tools and dicks at the same time sounds dangerous to me.

Have you tried e-stim....

Look for deep tissue vibrators, not to expensive and it would be easy to make your own end for them.
I think those vibrating exercise tables could add a nice sex use. (the ones you stand on)

I have an old time Oster back massager. It's the kind that attaches to your hand with springs. It makes me cum, no erection required. Careful you don't get hair caught in those springs. They are still available for under $100.

Not home made, but the wife got me a massage gun for Christmas. Well, it works as a masturbator too. It will pound out an orgasm for sure!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f573f4728009

http://xhamster.com/videos/gun-massager-masturbation-14258294

M first love was an Electrolux barrel vacuum cleaner! Good times