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I think it would be cool to live with a chronic edger
I'm a chronic edger but if I lived with someone who also was, man or woman, we would never get anything done other than masturbate!
Stroke, edge, leak, goon, deny, repeat!
I would love to have a roommate or two that I could jerk with and would let me suck their cock now and then. Especially if we were into the same kinds of porn.
Yes talking about the porn we're watching and how good our dicks feel for hours. I like all kinds of porn
Posted on 2021-03-14 06:51 PM. Last edited by ShortFuse on 2021-06-16 10:36 AM. (1 edits total)
When I was in college I shared an apartment with two guys. Both were working one night so I decided to jerk off in the living room and watch some porn. I was stroking away, buck naked, when I heard the key in the lock. I jumped up and ran but left the porn on.
My roommate just said, "Oh man, sorry for interrupting. I forgot my wallet", and he left. When I saw him the next day he said, "We all do it. Nothing to be embarrassed by". Next time he walked in on me I just sat there jerking off. He didn't say a thing. He never joined me or anything, but I jacked off in the living room a lot more. lol!
My roommate just said, "Oh man, sorry for interrupting. I forgot my wallet", and he left. When I saw him the next day he said, "We all do it. Nothing to be embarrassed by". Next time he walked in on me I just sat there jerking off. He didn't say a thing. He never joined me or anything, but I jacked off in the living room a lot more. lol!
Small dick chronic masturbator
I think that when civilization collapses finally, the survivors who haven't got shot will band together, probably at random, in a grim fight for survival.
In an alternative universe all survivors will find each other according to taste and sensibility. This will produce pockets of people whose whole purpose and ethos is to masturbate, 24 hours a day, every day.
I had hoped that this might be possible in this universe but echo the fact that we would get bugger all done and probably will die out but not before living our best life...
In an alternative universe all survivors will find each other according to taste and sensibility. This will produce pockets of people whose whole purpose and ethos is to masturbate, 24 hours a day, every day.
I had hoped that this might be possible in this universe but echo the fact that we would get bugger all done and probably will die out but not before living our best life...
I am the chronic roommate. My wife mostly tolerates it. But sometimes I go on too much. She tells me to put my dick away if she feels neglected. Usually if horny she just takes advantage of the fact I am naked with a hard cock and jumps on it.
Fundriver11
fundriver11 said:
I am the chronic roommate. My wife mostly tolerates it. But sometimes I go on too much. She tells me to put my dick away if she feels neglected. Usually if horny she just takes advantage of the fact I am naked with a hard cock and jumps on it.
I am the chronic roommate. My wife mostly tolerates it. But sometimes I go on too much. She tells me to put my dick away if she feels neglected. Usually if horny she just takes advantage of the fact I am naked with a hard cock and jumps on it.
My wife tells me I'm "wasting my life away" because I masturbate so much.
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We'd have to vibe really well, but if our fetishes and taste in porn mesh well enough, hell yeah. Imagine how deep you could go knowing somebody was there 24-7 to support and encourage.
i can not think of a better way to waste my time except to bury my dick in a nice warm pussy
I would like to live in a house with a bunch of guys that all masturbate the days away. Watch porn on 30 screens all over the house. Suck each others cocks and shoot sperm all over. All day every day.
Meaning of life= Suck cock, swallow sperm.
i think "the roomate" has to be every chronic masturbators #1 fantasy. To live with another bator who's intensity for it can match yours. A cock and bate life!
I wonder how long it would take to evolve into being suck buddies as well
fundriver11 said:
I am the chronic roommate. My wife mostly tolerates it. But sometimes I go on too much. She tells me to put my dick away if she feels neglected. Usually if horny she just takes advantage of the fact I am naked with a hard cock and jumps on it.
your missus sounds like my type of womanI am the chronic roommate. My wife mostly tolerates it. But sometimes I go on too much. She tells me to put my dick away if she feels neglected. Usually if horny she just takes advantage of the fact I am naked with a hard cock and jumps on it.
stilljackinat60 said:
i can not think of a better way to waste my time except to bury my dick in a nice warm pussy
me neither I enjoy masterbating but it's just a release when all is said and donei can not think of a better way to waste my time except to bury my dick in a nice warm pussy
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