I need porn to get me worked up. I need porn to jerk off. I can fantasise and study the pics or vids until I need release. The only trouble is that I need to hide the stuff from my significant other. She found some of my stuff in the past when I was less careful. If she finds it again we are history.

So I need to hide my porn!

I built a little compartment in a shelving unit when I was doing some renovations a few years ago. It is very accessible but also hidden from view. I can get my stuff out really quickly and, more importantly, I can put it away really easily. So now my collection of CDs (pics) and DVDs are quietly waiting out of sight. I can access them any time I need (and she's not around).

Where do you hide your porn? Have you been creative?

I really don't understand why your wife had such a problem with it. My wife knows about mine and has watched it with me in the past. I don't have to hide it.

When I was married, I'd hide mags and pics in a bookcase, behind books as we had a wall of shelves. Don't know the layout of your home or apt., so I can't come up with creative ideas. One spot I used for a long time was the top of the China Cabinet as there was a tall moulding piece around the top and a recessed top shelf of about 4 inches. Or kitchen cabinets where there is an open gap between it and the ceiling. She never looked in those places, never had a need to.

Some chests or portable boxes have multiple shelf levels which can hide materials in the bottom.....sort of like a secret compartment.

I don't need to hide my porn right now, but I used my toy box when I was a kid. It had an interior shelf which concealed what was below it. So after I was about 14, I kept my porn in that box. I had lots more fun with the porn than I ever did with the toys....LOL.

Mine is all on my computer, but it is not really what I consider to be hidden from anyone. I like it to be easily accessible.

Had to chime in on this one..you must have a very sad relationship with your partner if you have to hide your porn. We leave all our CD's in the entertainment center, mags on the coffee table, toys in the nightstand. Ma

When I was married, I felt I had to hide the gay porn. Mags mainly in those days. One of the places I used was on top of a furnace duct work in the basement.

After I was divorced, some of it was still hidden down there. I was having some remodelling work done, that was going to affect that location as well as many others in the house. While the contractors were here working, I re-hid some porn mags that I really liked jacking to. Well, I hid them so well and forgot where, that I have never been able to find them again. From time to time, I still hunt for them when I think of a new place to look. I want to J/O to one particular favorite mag again, but I can't find it !!

I used to keep porn, but I found it to be a waste of time. Porn is like any other book or movie... once I know the ending, I don't care to see it again.

I don't know what to tell you about hard-copy. But for digital stuff, you can try what I used to do... put it all in a pass-worded zip file, give it some cryptic alpha-numeric name, delete the file extension, and store it in your "C:Windows" folder. They NEVER look in there... and if they do, it just looks like part of a software installation.

Try looking in the contractor's basement! :-)

You are the exception to the rule. Most women (all the ones I know, except for my ex-wife), upon discovering that their man is masturbating (as if this is an unusual occurrence), immediately think that he is no longer attracted to her. Yes, this is a mark of immaturity/insecurity/etc... But it's the norm!

No not sad. She just not into porn. Lucky you two are ok with it.

While our teen aged kids were still at home, we had to keep what little "porn" we had in our dresser drawers in our bedroom. After the last of the three kids moved out, we could leave it lay around a bit more freely, but did have to be a bit careful of when company might visit unexpectedly.
Now with my wife having passed away in 2006, I mostly keep whatever I have in a cabinet in my computer desk.

Don't be surprised if any of your kids discovered it. When I was home one summer from college I went into my parents room looking to borrow a pair of dress socks from my dad because I didn't have any at home. Well, no one else was home at the time so I couldn't ask my parents to get them for me. I didn't know what drawer my dad kept his socks in so I started pulling out drawers and while I didn't discover any porn, I did discover my parent's collection of vibes and other toys.

Now to answer the original question, I hide all of my digital porn in a hidden file on my external hard drive. All of my print material is in an old computer bag in the back of my closet.

LOL, I've thought about that posibility.....

a flash drive...separate from other flash drives i have