Sometimes in my back yard.

In my panties,or on my fingers and then licking them

Preference order if I'm going to have a lot of time alone (hasn't happen since before the virus):
1. Legs up the wall, into mouth
2. Condom for later use
3. Shot glass for later use
4. Laying on back, aiming at face, spraying chest & belly.

Reality of everyday life:
1. Shower drain
2. Hand with intent to eat it in shower
3. Sitting/squatting in shower & spraying chest
4. Toilet

I've seen some posts here and many videos of guys who cum on their thigh. I've tried it and don't get the appeal. Any thoughts on it?

usually when i cum i cum mostly in my fleshlights...... and i have multiple sleeves at any given moment (40+ sleeves) ..... so i would cum in 1 .... the cum in another and another and so on depending on how horny i feel for the day .....

I like to stand up and cum and let it fly where it wants as I hump my hand and jack - I like to count the jets and see how far they spray

When I am just bating on my own I like to shoot it into a glass for enjoyment afterwards. If I am with a friend bating (happens sometimes!) I like their input on where it should go

When I am in the mood to eat it I just let it fly all over my stomach and enjoy the clean up. If not in the mood I shoot on a towel or tissues.

Usually on my chest if I'm sitting. If I'm standing then in a tissue

There is a desk in my house that is exactly the right height. I'll sometimes put a printed photo of my cum target and shoot over it stood up.

Should I leave my dried up cum covered shorts in plain view for my wife to see? Im curious if she will make any comments about them. She will probably just say Im disgusting.

Shot a truly substantial amount of come into my hand yesterday and licked it all up before getting into the shower in the early morning. I prefer to shoot all over my stomach and chest while in bed but that doesn't happen much these days.

Shot a load and wiped my cock on one of her bras she left in the bathroom. Now the bra is back in her drawer. Unaware of the dried cum in the cup. I took a look at its so plain as day. Kinda worried im going to get busted.

Last night my wife was sleeping next to me and I was masturbating, with little options available I pulled my underwear down further, then sprayed my cum on my stomach, scooped it up with my fingers and licked them clean.

Into my mouth... yummm