The very first time it was wet dream so I just came in the bed, woke up wet and sticky and threw the sheets in the dirty clothes hamper. The first time I was awake i sat on the toilet reading the stories in one of my Dad's Playboy mags when it felt like my body seized and lots of fluid shot out of my cock and all over the magazine pages. Like many I thought that I'd broken it,lol. And like many I was right back at it, except when I grabbed the Playboy the "good pages" were stuck together now like glue, no way to cleanly separate them, I tried, lol. My Dad never got that edition back. I got into pillow humping and watching my cum shoot out so I took up laundry duty for the house for a while. After doing loads of laundry every time I came got old, I switched to stripping naked in the bathroom, lubing my cock, and standing in front of the medicine cabinet mirror where I watched myself jack it over the bathroom sink. I always came hard this way and shot up into the air...landing down into the sink. I then washed up like normal after using the toilet, washing all evidence down the drain. The "over the sink" cum clean up method really helped my masturbation frequency take off. All I had to do was hold off until I could escape to a bathroom to pleasure myself, all clean no evidence left behind. In later years, college etc, I'd use a wet wash cloth to clean up both the cum of I came on myself and the lube.

My first true orgasm came when I was 13. I was stroking my cock while sitting on the toilet with the lid down and it was a blast of cum that shot about two feet straight up. Most of it landed on me with some of it on the the floor, and when I regained my senses I cleaned it up with toilet paper. It was one of the best days of my life.

This thread gets me every time I see it. I keep thinking its about cleaning up your first load of the day and now working on the second one lol.