Used to love fingering myself, or a good dildo. Not having an arsehole anymore, it's not longer possible. Damn, but I miss it.

Finger doesn't do a bad job, but I've gone further (or deeper) and now use a sharpie in the finger of a lubed up vinyl glove. No toys to hide to raise awkward questions, also the rest of glove stays outside so nothing disappears out of reach. Just the right length, not too invasive and if I push all the way in and give it a gentle turn it's out of this world.