Hey all you Awesome Masturbators!
I've been lurking and jerking over the JIC boards for over a year, and I know I've emptied my balls with a lot of you fist fuckers in the mycircle rooms (Shout out to my bate bros Porn_Addict and WankerUK! Keep those cocks hard, bros!). I'm posting for the first time today 'cause I thought you wankers might like the idea. Why don't we find out who really is the best of the 'bate? why don't we make our favorite hobby a little more interesting? why don't we have the Masturbation Championships?

Being the honorable gentlemen (and ladies) that we strokers are known to be we'll largely work on the honor system. However, we could verify entries with videos or photos, depending on the rules of the competition. Again this is just a suggestion, but how about we start with:

* Men's distance jizz
* Men's edging marathon
* Men's biggest load (may require a digital scale)
* Men's rapid jack (race from flaccid to cumming)
* Men's weirdest Perv (Jack off and cum using the weirdest G-rated image)

* Women's distance squirt
* Women's edging marathon
* Women's clit flicker (# of orgasms in 15 minutes, no toys)
* Women's cross-cuntry (# of orgasms in 3 hours, toys allowed)
* Women's Dirty Diddle (best dirty talk while you diddle your skittle)

So what do you wankers think? want to be the Jackoff of all Jackoffs? Want to compete, judge, or organize? Come on, everybody! Let's Masturbate!

I love your enthusiasm. I often thought it would be awesome if a bunch of us from here should actually get together at a hotel for a 3 day Masturbators Conference. We could have the same competitions you suggested and just hang out in each other's rooms for 3 days.

I actually suggested this about 10 years ago on Clubstroke and got several guys interested. We were going to wear badges to identify each other and have squirt competitions, edging marathons, lots of porn, etc.

We actually had about 6 guys who were making plans to meet at a hotel in Indianapolis. For whatever reason, schedules changed and it kind of fell apart. We did talk about it for a long time after. Decided it was easier and cheaper to meet online, especially when cams started cumming into use.

I'm up for competition in the senior men's category. Maybe a Dribble Off for men past 60. Lol

lots of times, even the most chronic masturbator will get cold feet; the beauty of this idea is that you can jerk off in the privacy of your own masturbatorium.

"cross-cuntry" AHahahahahaaaa