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From: Fuck by El_SuperBeasto

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuc...

From: Peeing with a Hardon by El_SuperBeasto

ya i can, but i pee in the shower instead of the toilet so it doesn't go everywhere

From: ballerinas anf flexiable girls by El_SuperBeasto

oh fuck ya! i'll dip my stick into all of them!
especially that last girl. yum!

From: 'straight' but reallllly curious by El_SuperBeasto

oldwanker69 said:
Don't agree with you m8. Gay is a lifestyle; bi or curious is a temporary state of mind when wanking someone's cock and is no more gay than wanking your own.

dude i don't agree with you. wanking another mans dick is DEFINITELY gayer than wanking your own. I think there is some blurriness here about the definitions of homosexual and heterosexual. if you guys are gay then just admit it. don't hide behind this 'oh-im-straight-but-i-also-suck-cock' bullshit. it doesn't fly. sorry.

From: Pictures of Girls We Know! by El_SuperBeasto

beautiful fucking tits!

From: Katy Perry Sucking on....... by El_SuperBeasto

haha awesome

From: Would you stroke it to... by El_SuperBeasto

first pic. great breasteses

From: Fleshlight Advice by El_SuperBeasto

put it between your mattress and box spring for doggy or put it between your wife's thighs for a threesome feel.

From: Fleshlight Use and Maintenance by El_SuperBeasto

dude just tell her. my wife knows i have one. just like i know she has dildos. its all good.

From: PUSSY or DICK.....The tastier one. by El_SuperBeasto

never tasted dick, so ...pussy

From: Does she make you hard? by El_SuperBeasto

no not really, are we all looking at the same girl? shes kinda butt.

From: Penis Sizes by El_SuperBeasto

there must be at least 50 of this same thread out there. 7 inches for me.

From: for him and her by El_SuperBeasto

mark312 said:
I like missionary, but with her legs resting on my shoulders. It really lets me fuck her deep, and I love seeing my cock plunge in and out of her in this position.


exactly. i love her legs up over my shoulders. i get the see everything, from my cock penetrating her sweet pussy, to her bouncing titties, to her face as she cums. incidentally, last night we were fucking in all the positions, she first sucked me, the she got on top, then doggy, then after about 30 minutes we switched to missionary with her legs up. she had 2 orgasms within 10 minutes. then she had to stop and finish me manually because she was getting sore. but how i love seeing her cum, the way her face turns red and her eyes scrunch up, her mouth making the big "O", feeling her fingers dig into me...

From: Rate My Friend(Two nice pics of her) by El_SuperBeasto

great body, butter face

From: Found on the Internet by El_SuperBeasto

that sentence makes little sense.

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