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From: Snooker question by Milkmakr

Tongue in the pink, nose in the brown, then white all over the back of her calves.

From: Ass addiction by Milkmakr

I'm an avowed ass addict. I love almost every kind of ass, almost to the exclusion of other female body parts. Love em big, small and in between. My favorite type is a plump, full ass that is just a little too large for her frame, especially when she's got small tits. That pear shape drives me nuts!

Nothing I like better to do than chat about it with likeminded guys and stroke. Something about the taste and smell of a sweaty female posterior that works like the ultimate aphrodisiac for me! Fantasizing and admiring and discussing a female ass and in-depth conversation about her anus gets me every time.

Who else is the same? PM me here or look me up on Yahoo, ID is in signature. Cheers!

From: Fetishes? by Milkmakr

I have a tremendous affinity for girls asses and assholes in general. More specifically, the smell of a girls asshole, which I consider to be the most privately vulnerable and by extension, intimate place on their body. I am fortunate to be married to a woman that fills my needs in her own way here, and fortunate enough to have a few more encounters along the way. Nothing quite like catching a delicate whiff of a total strangers not so delicate place in public.

As always, if anyone is of a like mind, feel free to comment here and/or look me up on yahoo to discuss. See my sig for ID

From: Ariel Winter Is Showing The Goods by Milkmakr

I gotta admit I'd love for this cutie to park her big ass on my face for an hour or four. It's a long shot but if you feel the same hit me on yahoo, ID in sig

From: Female squirting by Milkmakr

There is no organ that produces or stores a volume of liquid in this region of a woman's body, save the bladder. The vagina and possibly the uterus can certainly produce moisture but they lack the mechanism to expel the substance and would not produce it in such a quantity as displayed in so-called "squirting" episodes popularized in pornography.

Sorry folks, the only rational explanation here is a substance expelled from the urethra. In almost every woman on the planet, that orifice is only connected the one organ, namely the bladder.

The contents of the bladder are mostly comprised of urine but there is the possibility that other bodily secretions can make their way into the bladder, as well. An individual's processing of certain ingested substances plays a role as well. This would account for the differentiation from what we traditionally think of as urine, in terms of smell and color. I know my piss smells differently after I eat a bunch of asparagus!

From: Thoughts on Selena's weight gain? by Milkmakr

I totally agree with the above. The soft curves look fantastic on her and accentuate her cute face.

From: these days are over by Milkmakr

Evenly stated and restrained response, Rod.

I've said this on numerous posts before but why anybody would want to chime in with a negative post in a thread they aren't keen on is beyond my comprehension. I suppose I'm guilty of the same thing here but it needs to be said: cliches are cliches for a reason. If you don't like a topic, move on to another thread. If you're not thrilled with the site anymore, move on. Why waste the energy to announce to a (most likely non-receptive) audience that you're not into this or that. In my book, that's whining.

From: Famous women you wish had a cock? by Milkmakr

Shes been mentioned a few times in this thread already but I'll cast another vote for Selena Gomez. I'd love to see a huge pipe swinging between Ariana Grande's taut thighs as well, drooling a long, thick rope of glistening cum syrup.

From: I am obsessed with Ariana Grande by Milkmakr

I have the filthiest fantasies about this cute little cock tease. Can you imagine getting her pert ass on your face after one of her shows? If anyone wants to talk filth about her, hit me up. My YIM ID is in my sig.

From: the "sexodus" and modern relationships by Milkmakr

This distills down to one thing, really. Laziness.

I know one thing for sure: the more self-absorbed pricks that decide they want to check out and traipse through life with adolescent mentalities, the more work it creates for those of us who continue to give a shit.

From: Ariana Grande, Focus - New Wankable Music Video! by Milkmakr

Likewise huge fan of pumping off to this little minx. Always up for yahoo chat to her cute pert ass. ID in sig, hit me up!

From: How a hot girls ass smells by Milkmakr

This is probably my most thought about fetish. When I see a hot ass on a pretty girl I cannot help but wonder how it smells when she gets out of bed in the morning before she showers.

I'm always up to chat about the topic but, predictably, it's a difficult one to find likeminded individuals to perv off with. Don't hesitate to look me up: YIM is in my sig, or message me here

From: Facesitting by Milkmakr

From that batch I'd go Kaley. Ultra cute, great ass!

From: Volleyball Shorts by Milkmakr

Who else would cut off a pinky to get their face in a few of these asses? Or even to have a go at the pile of sweaty shorts and panties(?) after a long game?

From: Most Annoying Thread by Milkmakr

Why would anybody in their right mind visit a site dedicated solely to jerking off and complain or be agitated by someone else's posts about what gets them off? This is more evidence that every self- proclaimed "enlightened" dickhead is full of shit. If you're not interested then don't click on the link. Example: I'm not gay but I could care less that every third thread on this site is dedicated to men hooking up. Go at it, jizz guzzlers. Have fun.

It drives me up the wall when I see a thread that announces "I like jacking off with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Who else?" And a reply in that thread "I hate jelly. Especially grape! I would never jack off with any berry product...hummus man all the way here...fuck those jam weirdos!"

Attention open minded, liberal idiots: this sort of thing makes a lot of people feel like shit.

This site is relatively well ( over) moderated and there is really no spamming to speak of. Pass by the threads you don't like and don't begrudge another individual his fantasies if they're not in line with yours...or maybe someday they'll come for your weird jack off notions as well.

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