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From: Who is that secret person in your life you Jack off to all the time? by ProteinLauncher

Both my SILs. Both older than me.
Wife's older sister nailed me while I was engaged to her sis, and BIL's wife used to come over a lot when he was working too much; dropped her kids at school, came over, and played all day.

Wife never found out, we still play occasionally, but the memories of the first times with both are still in the spank bank.

From: Who was the first ethnic girl you stroked over? by ProteinLauncher

Vanity, in the video for <i>Nasty Girl</i>.
Still makes me launch today.

From: Who taught you how to masturbate? by ProteinLauncher

When I was hitting puberty, mostly without much idea what that meant, the neighbors across the street had a daughter a couple of years older than me. Didn't know it at the time, but she also had a crush on me. And during a neighborhood kids Truth Or Dare game, she realized I was pretty clueless sexually.

A couple of weeks later, my parents hired her to babysit me and my younger brother one night.

After my brother was asleep, and before the parents got home, we were watching TV in the den.
She put a pillow on my lap and laid her head on it.
Which got things started, but I didn't think she noticed.

After awhile, before I knew what she was doing, she slid her hand under the pillow, and went straight for my cock.

That got me rock hard in about a second.
And she wouldn't let go; she started tugging it with her hand up my shorts.
By then I could have pounded nails with it.

After a couple of minutes of that, she told me to take off my shorts and underwear, which I did in a heartbeat.
She got up to make sure my brother was asleep, and came back with my mom's hand lotion. And a bath towel.

She greased me up, and started going to town. I had no idea what was happening, but it felt great. All of sudden everything let go, and I splurted to the moon.

She played with it some, then wiped me up.
And asked me if I wanted to do it again.
Hell yeah!

And after that, she had me practice on my own, so I'd know what was going on.

My parents didn't get home for several more hours, and we covered a lot of territory that evening.

We were quite an undercover item for the next year or so, until they moved away. I'm pretty sure we boinked in every quiet spot within two miles, and we had to take a hand towel when we went to the movie theater together.

Knowing what I know now, it's amazing she never got pregnant.
But I'll never forget the first time she popped my handjob cherry.

From: Looking for a JO bud in the LA area by ProteinLauncher

SoCal here, about an hour away from you.

From: Anyone enjoy being handcuffed / tied up while getting jacked off? by ProteinLauncher

Who wouldn't?

Of course, afterwards, you have to return the favor...

From: What do you wear when masturbating? by ProteinLauncher

lube

From: If my wife only knew...fill in the blank by ProteinLauncher

That I've fucked her mom, her sister, her sister-in-law, her niece, her maid of honor, two of her friends, her co-worker, and four of our neighbors.
Most of them in our bed.

From: Why do you masturbate? by ProteinLauncher

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Because I can...
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Exactly.

From: Orange County Stroker Role Call by ProteinLauncher

In the OC. Always stroking, and love to get together.

From: Masterbation mentor? by ProteinLauncher

I was taught to masturbate by the older babysitter from across the street. Later on I returned the favor and showed her younger brother how to get himself off.

From: You caught someone masturbating -- seriously what do you say? by ProteinLauncher

I ask if I can watch, join in, and if they need any help.
Of course.

From: The Last Celebrity You Jackd To by ProteinLauncher

Anne Hathaway.

From: Jacking To Daughters Friends by ProteinLauncher

Killed bottles of lotion jacking to them, and a number of times for them, now that they're legal.

From: Random Straight Buds by ProteinLauncher

Hell yes.
Online to phone to in person, same day. Weeds out the fakes.

From: When did you first stroke another man's cock? by ProteinLauncher

Must have been twelve. With the other kids from the family across the street.

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