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From: POST YOUR JACK-OFF VIDEOS by SplashMan

I posted my cumpilation previously: http://www.jackinchat.com/viewthread.php?tID=18673#3

From: Online pharmacies - and alternatives. by SplashMan

Just scored a shipment from securetabs.biz. I don't know if they're the same folks as mysecuretabs.com and mysecuretabs.net (both gone, sadly), but they seem to be legit!

From: Tumblr to ban porn on December 17 by SplashMan

All the social media companies are binging on censorship, even as their shady data sharing and manipulation schemes are coming to light. The internet was so much better when it was dominated by small independent players (like JackinChat). Hopefully we are seeing the beginnings of a revolt against the toxic gatekeepers. We might see some trust-busting too, the way they are denying all accountability.

From: Who taught you how to masturbate? by SplashMan

I learned to give myself the good feeling long before puberty, but I did teach one, and possibly two friends some years later. We were hanging around after school and my one friend started talking about jacking off. He said an eighth grader brought dried sperm to school, and then spit in it and mixed it up with his finger to show him what sperm looked like. I knew what he was talking about, but it soon became apparent that our third friend did not. One thing lead to another, and we decided that we would show him by having my first friend jack me off.
I reclined on the third friend's bed with my pants down, holding my shirt up. My first friend gave me my first hand job. It was great! I squirted many big spurts on my belly while they watched, and told them how good it felt.
For some reason, it didn't proceed beyond that. In retrospect, I think my first friend knew little more about jacking off than the demonstration by the eighth grader. I certainly would have wanted a reciprocal jack off! So I think I really taught both of them what it is about.

From: My vid by SplashMan

The last one was four day's worth, but I'm generally not one for abstainingsmooth No supplements, but lots of hydration! -Thx for comments!

From: Video taping yourself shooting a fresh, hot load of cum by SplashMan

Cool. My old cumpilation: http://www.jackinchat.com/viewthread.php?tID=18673#31

From: Damn tats ruin it for me... what do you think? by SplashMan

Alexsalterego said:
I didn't clarify, I meant there was a generation theme in relation to those on here who didn't approve. Largely the older guys on here who don't like them.


True, tatoos are inherently generational. In a couple decades when tatoos are seen as misshapen purple blobs on old people, young people won't like them again.

From: Damn tats ruin it for me... what do you think? by SplashMan

Not a fan. Like graffiti on a Rembrandt.

Unless you started out ugly, then by all means, cover up. Which message are you sending, ladies?

From: Porn Collection by SplashMan

I have a hidden, Truecrypt-encrypted partition on an always-on external drive that I can access from anywhere. I keep portable-app versions of viewing programs on it (VLC, irfanview, MPCHC, etc...) so I don't get history or crumbs in my main versions. I also have a couple of spindles of old DVDs, but those are going the way of the dinosaur.
My normal procedure is to download porn to avoid streaming issues, but delete almost everything immediately after viewing. I used to save tons of porn, but it seems there's little point these days. However, I still save the very best ones (1/20 or 1/30), because it's nice to have a stash of primo stuff. I've found that the more selective I become, the better the stash is. And I prune it relentlessly when I view it again.

From: Carrie Fisher. by SplashMan

alwayshrny said:
... I decided to delete them.


I'm sorry I missed the pics, alwayshrny. You'd think that the puritan fainting-couch crowd wouldn't be monitoring a jack-off forum so closely.
R.I.P. two beautiful women.

From: Home made cock ring by SplashMan

Unroll a condom enough to snip off a couple inches, then roll it back up. Less for tighter, more for looser.

Lubed ones tend to come unraveled after one or two uses, but unlubed ones can last weeks or months.

From: "You must enter a body for your message" by SplashMan

Peter_Hardin said:
It happens when I compose a post fully in the message box, too. One of the most annoying glitches on this site, and the admin won't even acknowledge it, let alone fix it.


Jackinchat is pretty obviously based on an early 2000's web forum xtml package; digging in to debug the actual code would be a nightmare, and porting the content to a new platform would be a huge undertaking. I'm just grateful to Rod & Co. for keeping the old gal afloat, and to the few sponsors for paying the hosting bills (Thanks Fleshlight!).

From: post a video of you blowing a load! by SplashMan

How about a whole buncha loads?
http://www.jackinchat.com/viewthread.php?tID=18673

From: What do you put up your asshole when jacking off? by SplashMan

I suppose I'm a piker, but I just have a few small butt plugs and prostate stimulators. Nothing large or thrusting, but I do occasionally sit on a vibrator so the butt toy transmits the vibrations to my prostate.

Here's a pro-tip: Get one of those bidet attachments for your toilet. If you angle the spray right and relax your asshole, water will squirt right into your rectum. Expel and repeat a few times for a quick, easy enema. Then you will almost never have to deal with cleaning fecal matter, or even smell, off of your toys.

From: Daily cum average? by SplashMan

Wow, guess I'm a piker around here.

My long-term average is 10-12/week (~1.5/day). Typically 1/day weekdays, 3/day weekends.

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