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From: Precum by berghaus

i find something big in my butt gets me leaking BIG TIME!

From: Fisting & Stretching by berghaus

js06877 said:
clive....you are a sick puppy. It's because of morons like you that this site has become a piece of crap.
Oh fuck off back to church you dumb small minded prick! Many people both men AND women love to both fist and be fisted. If they didn't then there wouldn't be sites dedicated to this!

From: How many of you would..... by berghaus

Yes, is the answer to your question. Where are you?

From: 10 most sexual things you want to do before you die by berghaus

winger89 said:
Drop the word 'pregnant' out for me and sign me up.... I would however, not turn down an opportunity to receive oral from 7 - 9 pregnant women.....
Wouldn't that make you a pedohile?

From: What's the first thing you ever slipped your cock into? by berghaus

Rodger said:
I also learned how good a rubber feels on my dick....the stretched rubber, so nice and tight. And rubbers are a great cum catcher, letting you fuck all kinds of things around the house. I fucked my bed a lot too, and lots of the other furniture.
Have you tried reusing them? Two or three loads inside feels amazing!

From: What's the first thing you ever slipped your cock into? by berghaus

papabare said:
I was absolutely ignorant about all things sexual. I didn't understand why I got hard, just that it did, especially when I was naked. Trying to massage it soft (yes, I thought it was some sort of muscle cramp), I ejaculated. After once or twice by accident, I decided it was worth learning how that worked. So I became a j/o addict. Guys at schoool talked about cocksucking in both a pejorative and a longing way, so I began wondering what about suction was so wonderful. One afternoon, while doing my chores, which included vacuuming the rugs, I decided to fnd out. My erect cock snugly fit the hose of a Kenmore vacuum cleaner. I hit the switch and I got full vacuum. OUCH! I cannot, to this day, use a vacuum device without remembering the pain and terror when that hose took my dong into its maw. It was five years before I let anyone suck me and learned the joy of fellatio.
I remember reading in the newspaper a few years back about a guy who had a similar idea. He didn't use the long hose to put his cock into, he removed it inserted his cock into the body of the vacuum. Sadly he pushed his cock into the fan blades or another rapidly moving mechanical part severely lacerating his nob, causing permanent damage...unlike:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece

I was working in Redditch when this happened. Thankfully, i never actually saw him, i'd probably have pissed my pants if i had...

http://www.ssrichardmontgomery.com/download/weirdsex.htm

I think the first thing i shoved my cock in was a toilet paper roll. Or maybe a milkbottle. Maybe a milkbottle and then a toilet roll, because i remember my cock getting too thick for the milkbottle. Of course the thing i got most pleasure with first was my fistgrin

From: Dont you hate it when other guys lie about Jacking off. by berghaus

Req001 said:
There always seems to be those few people in the crowd that just wont admit up to Jacking off and we all know they are lying.
Why lie all guys do it?
Share your thoughts/opinions.

It's like you say, we all know they are lying, so why get upset? I'm such a wanker that i have never had a wet dream...

From: double sided dildo by berghaus



Cut and paste link into your browser. Don't click on the link as it doesn't work that way. Nice clip. That's the same double ender that i have. He should learn how to take it deep though...

From: porn shop by berghaus

I remember my first time. I went in to buy a dildo...'for my girlfriend'... I was crapping myself in case someone i knew would see me coming out of the shop. This was before had the internet. Back then you could only get porn videos from sex shops or import them yourself. The ones from the sex shops were pretty lame. all 18 certificate. A lot of it was simulated. Hard to believe nowgrin A new news paper came out called the Daily Sport. Known for two things: 1 far fetched stories, such as "Double decker bus found at north pole", or my favourite, "Freddy Starr ate my hamster". He was a comedian. The second thing was the amount of half naked girls. I used to buy it for the classified adds in the back. Adverts for real porn mongers in Holland, Germany and Belgium. Probably most have gone out of business. Who pays for porn now? I just download itgrin

From: Anal Insertions by berghaus

Can't get my own dick up there. Not long enoughfrown Started off with carrots, courgettes and cucumbers. Then to a vibrator, which didn't do much for me so now concentrate on dildos. I have a 15inch double ender. About an inch thick and very bendy. That's the one in my picture. Then there is a Doc Johnson black dildo which is the same length but about 2.5 inches across! For some reason the most i can get in is just over 6 inches, then it stops! I have a big inflateable which was supposed to help with the doc johnson, but when it arrived i discovered it was wider when uninflated. A case of eyes bigger than my arse? Then there is my big '3 bangs for your butt'. Three big 'nobs'in latex. The first one is 2.5 inches across then i think 3 then the third is 3.5. I have only managed to 'just' get the second one in. Would love to be fisted though. I reckon i've been loose enough...

From: No-touch orgasms easier with uncut cocks by berghaus

Ready2Shoot said:
I think there may be something too this. I am uncut too, and find if i pull my skin tight that attaching skin tends to tug on the frenulum (sweet spot)

I too have a long foreskin, and it's tight enough so that when i pull it right back, it slides forwards again by itself. When hard i have half an inch overhanging. When i was about ten i discovered that if i lay on my back with my legs crossed and raised in the air and my cock pointing towards my ass(ish) with the skin pulled back about half way, that if i then kept squeezing my legs together, i would after about five minutes, cum. I used to do this a lot before i started to shoot. When i first started to produce a little drop of clear liquid, it was fine. But wen i started shooting more i had to stop beacause i didn't want to have to explain the suspicious stains on the bedclothes. I used to call it 'having a strain'. To this day i don't remember how i discovered this. I think the cause of it was the gradual build up of blood in my dick that would push me over the edge. My cock would be very engorged and red, but the foreskin also played an important part. It had to be just right for me to cum. My brother who was a couple of years younger than me tried it a few times but got nothing. I don't know if it was because he was too young or because he didn't have my cockgrin

From: Big cock=More Jacking? by berghaus

If it is, i'm glad i'm just under six inches. Based on my current 'rubbing regime', if i was eight inches i would probably lose my job for not turning up to workgrin

If you want to see(or have) big cocks, check out the 'large penis support group'.

http://www.lpsg.org/

From: Why are we here? Jackin with a bud or not? by berghaus

I haven't, but would love to. I'd also like to experience getting fucked too. I originally discovered this site from a link promising 'other ways to masturbate'. My attention was immediately caught!

From: Anal Sex by berghaus

I have yet to experience anal sex. I like using a dildo on me, but so far have not found anybody to give me a good seeing to. Either a guy or a gal. I live in hope...
Best not have anybody who took my previous post seriously. I don't want to end up damaged and unable to walk!

From: Anal Sex by berghaus

Spade said:
I've tried it with my girlfriend, but it wasn't a big thing for me. It was tighter, but thats about it. Plus it was uncomfortable for her, so we haven't done it again.

Having sex is all about YOUR pleasure, not hers. If she found it uncomfortable, TOUGH. Her place in life is to pleasure YOU!


I sat here for five minutes laughing about whether to click submit...the devil in me wonsmile
Bring it on, i have my fire proof overalls on...
The sad thing is that there are some people who actually believe it.

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