| From: Drunk Woman in Bar Puts Move on Me by checkingonit This is totally true. It happened a few nights ago. I went out for dinner by myself and then for an evening of poker. After eating, I headed on over to my local bar. We have poker games there every night. To get around gambling laws, no money is bet and everybody starts with the same number of chips. It's just for fun, companionship, and bragging rights.
They also play pool at this bar and have about 4 pool tables. I have been going to this bar a long time and about half the regular customers know me and I know maybe 60% of the patrons. The poker game starts about 9 pm so I got there very early to see and talk to a lot of the people. Many of us get a beer and go outside out the backdoor where they have chairs in an open area, and a smoking area since people don't smoke in the bar.
While I was outside smoking a big cigar, this woman I do not know comes out the backdoor. She is really good looking and caught my attention immediately (being the cunthound I am)! She was a platinum blond with extremely white, ivory skin, fairly tall, and a very big and jacked-up set of tits. Her hair was long and done up on her head with a short pony tail. She was definitely classic, thin, tall, almost glamourous. She had on tight black jeans, spike high heels, and a very low-cut black and white blouse that highlighted those big tits so nicely. And she was as tipsy as could be and still be walking!
There was no empty chair except next to me, so she sat down and her boyfriend stood nearby. She was chatting with everybody and introduced herself to me. Said her name was "Lynde" and said she was 25. She asked if I had a cigarette she could bum. I said no, I only had the cigar I was smoking. She said she loved cigars and the way they smelled and she wanted to puff on mine some, so I let her. She handled it well. We started chatting quite a bit. She said she had been to the Community College and was now doing medical billing for a big doctors' partnership in Atlanta. Then she started getting really "friendly" with her hands on me and rubbing my hair and arm. Hey, I knew it was the alcohol talking (she's 25 and I'm almost 52 now - old enough to be her father).
Her boyfriend just stood around talking to some friends of his and others he knew nearby. He acted as drunk as she did, if not a bit more. He kept telling people how Lynde was driving his car on the way to the bar and dented up the front end. He didn't seem angry about it, but he was too fucked up to care I guess. Then she and her boyfriend went back inside to shoot 8-ball with two other guys.
I asked around, but nobody seemed to know much about her. One of my friends knew her name, but little else. He said she came in the bar once in awhile, but not often. I finished my cigar, and headed inside for another beer. Just as I entered the backdoor, Lynde caught my arm and swung me around to her pool table and insisted I sit there on a stool and watch her play pool. So I did.
You could tell she was getting really smashed. She was becoming a little unsteady on her feet and talking nonsense. She was was almost laying on me, but the wall supported us from falling over. Then, to my surprise, she reached around me and grabbed a big handful of my butt, mostly shorts and underpants, but I could feel it. She didn't let go either. Then she slowly licked me in the ear. Wow!
She said something about being horny. I don't know if she said she was horny or asked if I was horny, but then it was "on" as far as I was concerned. I was determined to at least feel this babe up if she was gonna act this way. I kissed her on the cheek and softly said "You are one hot babe!" She giggled and said something that sounded like "I hope so!"
We then went back to small-talk for awhile. Her boyfriend was still drunk as hell and paying her no mind at all. All four of them were playing very shitty since they were all about drunk. I went to the bar and got another beer for myself while she went to bum a cigarette off a girlfriend at a nearby pool table.
When we both got back to my stool, we continued our small-talk. However, this time she had her arm around my shoulder and back as I sat on the stool and she stood beside me since she had to go back and forth to take her pool shots. She was rubbing her tits all over my arm and left shoulder as she moved her hand down and rubbed my back. Man, I absolutely go insane over back rubs! Rub my back and I'll follow you anywhere. I told her so and she rubbed even harder as I pressed my arm more into her tits and moved my arm around to really feel her up good with it. She moved her hand further down until she was rubbing my buttocks and she said "I'll bet you really like to be rubbed there!" Damn, it was good!
We continued feeling each other like this for a pretty long time. She was really rubbing her tits all over me, even into my back as I sat on the stool and she moved from my side to behind me. I told her that the bra she was wearing really was nice since it held her tits up and out so well. She smiled at me and said "that's exactly what I wanted it to do!"
Man, my dick was hard now and I stood up to straighten up my cock and underwear. She could easily see my dick making a bulge in my pants and gave me a soft giggle. She tried to sit on the stool right after I got up and lost her balance, toppling over on the floor. Me and her boyfriend quickly got her up and onto the stool. She declared she was okay, and gave me a hug for coming to her rescue. I could tell it really was an excuse to rub her tits all over my chest as we hugged. Strangely, her boyfriend acted like he didn't mind at all as he kept playing pool and talking to the other players.
She mentioned to me that she fell once in a bar in Landover, MD, where she used to live and really hurt herself badly, so this fall was nothing and that she could shake it off. I said that I used to live near there myself a few years ago. Then it was "do you remember this place" or "I used to go there all the time," as we both recalled places around there that we frequented.
I whispered to her "Do you remember the old drive-in movie theater in Beltsville off US-1?" She gave out a loud laugh and said "Yes, it used to show triple x-rated movies there all the time." I said "Yep, me and my friends used to go there a lot, watch the movies, and beat-off in the car." Oh, she laughed and laughed, and wanted to know all about it. Was it only guys along, did we all jerk-off, did we jerk each other off, did we suck each other? Just question after question which she whispered to me and I whispered her the answers talking as dirty as possible. She was giggling and snickering and laughing, but kept rubbing her tits on me. By now I had repositioned my arm and hand right where her tits were rubbing and I was feeling her boobs like crazy. She was loving this and working her tits right against my hand. A few times I got my arm around behind her waist as I sat on the stool beside her as she was standing. I sneaked nice feels of her ass and also worked my fingers down almost to her cunt as she squeezed her legs together. She seemed to enjoy the ass rubbing as I heard her softly moan twice while I was doing it. I whispered to her many times that she was making my dick hard as a rock. She just giggled and smiled at me.
Then she confessed to me that she and her then boyfriend used to go to that drive-in to watch the movies and "have a good time." She said one time they both got completely naked and fucked in the backseat. I said it was too bad I had not met her then. I told her I would have fucked her and sucked off her boyfriend. She laughed hard and punched me in the arm for being a "bad boy."
Finally, the call for the poker game was given and I had to leave her to play. She said go ahead and play and we would get together after the game. I knew I was not going to get any pussy at all, so I did.
She and her boyfriend left in a couple hours later. Somebody later said they got home safe without an accident or getting stopped by the police.
I know she was only teasing me to see how worked-up she could get that old man, but I didn't care, because I was enjoying the hell out of it. I knew I would not get fucked, but enjoyed feeling her body up pretty good, her feeling me up, and talking dirty with her. I beat-off twice when I got home and once again the next day recalling that evening!
If I see her there again, I'm going to really have some more fun for sure !!! Does anyone else have any stories of events with drunk girls in bars? Such stories make for nice jacking off!
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