Plymouth, Teegarden, Walkerton area, men gotta help each other out here in rural Indiana

I just gotta get a fleshlight. And in a place as big as chicago, should be able to find a pal to buddy up and share

Harry Reems rules

That's the line that's hard for a lotta guys to cross. The old joke about Marines? Their motto isn't "Semper Fi," it's "Fuck me, suck me, but dont kiss me I'm straight." Kissing is kissing. you can kiss yr mom or dad on the lips, but who do ya REALLY kiss?

I've had a great time gently slapping my tight nutsac with a spoon sometimes

Live in Chicago now, but from Plymouth. Would be into an Indiana j/o scene like when I was young.

Hey! What about the Spurt--I mean Burt Reynolds of porn, Harry Reems? Who became a Mormon selling real estate. (I know which one of those I'd be proud of)

Hell yeah. Lived in a building where the laundry room was closed after midnight. I worked a 2nd shift, n the security guard took pity n let me in anyway. Sometimes, ran into this smoking redhead bartender doin her clothes too. We wound up trading head - only head, guys -- quick n easy. Turned out her dickhead BF cheated on her n this was payback. I know the security guard was glad he let us use the room, ha ha--he saw a lot on security cam.

Don't forget "EdTV.". I sure can't, ;P

Lately I've been saying "rub one out," Got introduced to the term a cpl years ago and it still cranks me. In polite company, you can get a chortle with the old British phrase, "shake hands with the unemployed."

Hi
West Side along the Green Line here, lookin for a dude to hang w/in our shorts, drink beer n stroke to porn

Probably the same reason most guys like watching other guys jerk off

Chicago here, been trying to find a buddy in the city ( I live near the Green Line--Lake Kedzie area) to try this. Also on kik, MajorHM
Mitch

My best friend is in prison now, and when we first met up he showed me a prison MB trick: roll up a latex glove in a towel, pull the end of it over the end of the towel, lube up and pretend it's a pussy!

I stroke with my left, thumb my nutsacs n finger my butthole's outside w/my middle finger. Hint: lay on your side. My whole bate life changed when I started comming on my side. Fucking? Great, bate standing? Woof?
On yr side?............ahhhhhhh