Y'know, it's funny. Maybe I'm in the minority about this, but I don't actually get off all that much to CD pics of other guys.

But I LOVE dressing up myself and feeling sexy. Do it as much as I can for as long as I can. The best weekend is the one I have to myself, where I can stay home all day dressed up and have personal fashion shows with all my sexiest panties, stockings, skirts, heels. Just me and my mirror!

Other guys, though? Not so much.

Anybody else feel me on this?

The need for sex and the need for masturbation are totally separate things for me. Both satisfy an urge, but I can want one, the other, or both at any given time.

Britney has long been an intense wank-focus for me. Love listening to her music while I pump, it's got a great beat for it.

She still looks pretty goddamn amazing.

Depends on my mood and how long I've been pumping. The longer I go and the deeper I get, the sillier the words I tend to use. Tits become juggs, then udders, then fuckbags, hooters, milksacks, juggies, boobies, biggy-big wobblers...it goes on.

Panties of all kinds, and way more if the vibe is right! It totally adds to the sexy mood.

I remember those! Might still have a few stashed around in a box somewhere. Voluptuous Vixens and their Girls Next Door editions were always go-tos for my wank sessions. And the books of lingerie!

This! As per the old adage - time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

This is something I've thought about alot, but am eager to share again. The idea of a Masturbation House is something that I've wanted ever since I found my first real bate buds. For the ones that really clicked, we would spend hours fantasizing about it, detailing the different rooms of our house and our daily lifestyle with relish.

We would go all out, with different rooms devoted to different types of porn, different fetishes. Detailing the layers and layers of porn and cum filling every room, every hallway, with magazines and DVDs spilling over, every shelf packed full. posters and centerfolds lining the walls with all our favorite pornstars and spunk-targets of the week, again, going over them all as we edged like crazy.

Totally out there and unrealistic, bordering on cartoony, but hey, if you're gonna go there, go all the way, I say.

Sears Catalogue and department store lingerie ads were great, even after I was able to access more porn through Playboy and Penthouse. Once I found more about my boob fetish, I was able to seek out Gent and Score, some of the great boob mags of the time.

Looks like mine, but I've added color-changing party lights and candles all over so it turns into a strobe-filled brain-melting goonfest when I turn everything on and popper the fuck out!

There's something about how silly the captions are that makes them horny to read. Well done!

This sounds like it would make a great discord group, yeah

I fucking love my penis. I don't take too many pictures of it, but once I'm good and erect during a long session, I'll sit in front of the mirror with my legs spread, thrusting my hips out like I'm presenting my penis to the mirror. Worshiping it. Saying penis words over and over. Pouring lube lovingly over it and greasing it up nice and shiny. I love my penis so much.

Agreed, I don't see why we have to choose. They're both quite fine in different ways, though if I had to pick I'd probably go with Kat and those bigguns.

I remember there was an episode where Kat's character walked in on the other masturbating in the tub. Love a good public self-love reference. We still don't see too many of those in network TV nowadays.