Pregnant women are gorgeous. I've actually had it happen where I've seen a pregnant woman with a huge swollen belly on the street and had to go find a place to masturbate. All I can think of was that this woman had been fucked and I try to imagine how they did it.

I love chubby women. The word "jiggly" practically gets my dick hard. My wife has gained weight recently, all in her tummy and I honestly hope she keeps it on.

I just bought the "Bad Boy", and I am telling you, it is out of this world. My butt is full and it hits the prostate perfectly.

http://www.fleshlight.com/male-toys/male-gspot/bad-boy/

I've always masturbated a lot and have average about 5 times a week but since I learned to edge I often have sessions lasting hours. It is so fucking awesome, especially with the endless variety of porn available now.

I don't think she'd mind because she knows I do. I've told her and she knows I need it. What she doesn't know is how often, how long I do it, the extraordinary lengths I go to get off and my total and complete fascination with it. She's been married to a shameless overt beatoff for 28 years.

My thoughts: "so THAT'S what all the fuss is about!"

Needless to say, I had astronomical expectations - and it exceeded them.

I have tried, lord how I've tried.

Obviously I don't

Into the bowl. There is no freaking way I'm going to get caught or leave evidence.

She knows I do and is fine with it, but has no idea how much or that I post on every masturbation site I can find, have Google Plus and Twitter accounts solely devoted to masturbating, that I sometimes edge for hours, cam with fellow masturbators, have videos of myself masturbating on porn sites and that I absolutely love being the beatoff that I am. She's just not that interested in sex and I can't get enough of it.

At least from the time I first started masturbating. I've stuck so many things up my butt I lost track a long time ago - anything not sharp and the right shape, including broomsticks, wine bottles, hairbrushes, you name it. I had a favorite perfectly shaped hairbrush handle I used for years until it broke from overuse.

I'd never leave the house!

Never late but often stay up far later than I intend to because I'm enjoying edging so much. Tonight is one of those nights. I need to go to bed but my dick feels so fucking good!!

I've stuck so many different things up my ass I've forgotten half of them. Anything that would fit and not do damage is fair game. In high school I "lost" a golf ball up my butt for 24 hours and went to school with it up there. Since then I have made sure I could retrieve anything I stuck up there.

My wife recently bought a couple of cleaning brushes with perfectly shaped handles and has no idea what use I've put them too. I had to. I owed it to myself. One is in my rectum right now and it feels simply heavenly! It has a wide part that goes right against my prostate and a tapered tip that slips in so easily.

I take short breaks from stroking to push in farther and rotate it against the walls of my asshole, and then resume loving my dick. I'm watching myself in the mirror because I love looking at the beatoff looking back at me. The fullness in bunghole, my engorged cockhead, the feel of my shaft - this is heaven on earth!

My dick is sooooo fucking hard. My wife has no idea that she bought me an incredible dildo!

Is it normal? For me it sure is. I've been ramming things up my butt and masturbating for 40 years. I so proud of my creativity in the fine art of masturbation.

The first time I ever saw one was in a hotel room in Paris (I'm not kidding, it was the Paris Hilton).

I knew what it was, and within two minutes I was shooting water up my ass and beating off. Awesome!