i always start with my left and finish with my right, unless im using my vibrator, then i dont use either.

just 1 and im good with that

when i masturbate in the shower i lay on my back with my legs up on the wall so the water hits my balls.
when im done i let the water hit the head of my dick and it gives me an orgasm like feeling but instead of cum, pee shoots out uncontrollably. anyone else have this happen?

i have done this on several occasions.

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i have much better orgasms if i do it once a day but lately i have been so horny ive been masturbating 3-4 times per day.
im on number 3 right now.

i switch back and forth between my hand and my vibrator.
i like the feeling of my balls dragging back and forth on a towel when using my hand but for an intense quick orgasm the vibrator is my go to.

last year the neighbor lady came over and i was the only person home at the time, i was downstairs jerking off and she opened the door and asked if i was decent. by that time i had already pulled my pants up but i told her no and i needed a few minutes. so i finished while she waited at the top of the steps and then i told her it was ok to come down.
i dont know if she knew what i was doing or not but i figured screw it, im finishing what i started and i dont care if she knows or not. thats the closest i have come to admitting it to someone i wasnt sexually active with.

i have tried this a hundred times and i have never gotten it to work
i have even used a few different vibrators with no results

you tell me.
i dont like guys, they dont turn me on in any way, but shemales get me going quite quickly

oh yeah, i use my vibrator a couple times a week. usually if im in a hurry because it only take a few seconds with it and i cum.
if i want to go longer i just use my hand with my vibrator by my ass.

yes i masturbated to one of your pics
love me some naked toes

yes and yes

i have been in a hurry to cum a few times and finished before i had a chance to get hard