I try to avoid masturbation these days, but it can be a challenge. The first time I really tried to stop and let over a month go by (before I was married) it felt like my prostate swelled up so big it was like I was sitting on a balloon.

These days the wife gets to me before I go too crazy, but it puts my mind in a fog where I can't stop thinking about sex. Then after a while it just feels like everything aches until I'm finally able to orgasm one way or another.

I always thought Kitty Foxx was pretty sexy when I was growing up.

I don't keep track, but married life is also about breeding so sometimes you need to save up your sperm for a good shot at impregnating the Mrs.

I think most guys would rather have sex with their wife as long as getting her in the mood isn't a chore.

A straight man can have a jerk buddy and get a blow job from another man. This is something gay and bisexual guys struggle to understand because the mentalities are completely different. Most queers are raised to think they should be into girls and then gradually realize over time that they love men, a process some have to struggle to accept depending on where they are on the sexuality spectrum, but this spectrum doesn't exist for straight men. The act does not define the man. We're not talking about closeted gay guys here, we're talking about authentic straight men.

Straight men that are 10/10 hornballs with screw everything. It can be anything from the prom queen to the dairy cow, doesn't matter. If you've seen the movie American Pie then you know food isn't even off the menu here. A warm mouth won't change you from straight to gay any more than a pie will turn you into a baker. It was common for the ancient Greeks, and before internet porn, many of our grandfathers had a masturbation buddy growing up of some kind where it was the norm for boundaries to be tested and crossed. Don't go around thinking there is some kind of magical purity barrier that makes straight men immune from the pleasure of a buddy's touch. Anyone that understands prison knows how exceptions work.

The rainbow flags make people forget there was a time when being homosexual was absolutely despised and men would exaggerate their straight purity to avoid being associated with queers. We're still seeing the aftershocks of that. The belief that all straight men have had 0% male contact of any kind is outright delusional. These are men that can only fall in love with women, typically get married, and have children. If you enjoy the pleasure of servicing your married best friend, business partner, or high school coach, don't dare insult him by calling him gay. He won't be seeing you again if you don't respect his heterosexuality.

Utah definitely needs some representation here. This state has a lot of married men and Latter-Day Saints (Mormons). I'm sure I'm not the only one looking for a local buddy to let off a little steam with.

I would love if someone took a look while I was taking a leak.

I met a new buddy recently that told me he had a set of dentures. He took them out for me and gave me my first gum job. Golly it felt good! He was able to "bite" and "chew" without his dentures in and those gums added a whole lot of pressure and grip in places I never imagined before. Probably the best blow job I've ever had.

Has anyone else here ever had the pleasure before?

Yeah, I'd definitely rather compare with a buddy. I'm always thicker than everyone I know so it is a fun idea to see how they'd react to that.

I have no interest in sucking but love getting sucked when the opportunity presents itself. There's too much of a rush to judgment to assume that any contact with another male automatically makes someone gay.

Hairy pussy is absolutely the best! My wife never shaves and that's exactly the way I like it.

I know I absolutely love having my balls pulled, especially if someone else is doing it!

I always cum inside my wife, no good reason to ever pull out.

I was talking to an online buddy years ago and showed him a video of me doing it back before I was married. He told me what "gooning" was and said he thought that is what I was doing. I've been fascinated with the term ever since then but it is a lot harder to just focus on masturbation when you've got a full house.

Real men keep their fur.

I know that I really want a buddy. I don't really understand why it has to be such a difficult process but I just think it would be fun to masturbate with company and have it be a male bonding experience. I completely missed out on it growing up so I'm hoping it still works out well as an adult. Most of the guys in my area just haven't logged in for several months.