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From: any Theresa May jackers in by OshKosh

buzzkill said:
In the halls of power, a figure stood,
Theresa May, with actions misunderstood.
Brexit's tale, a convoluted mess,
Lacked leadership, plunged into distress.

Austerity's blade slashed without remorse,
Public services faltered in a downward course.
The wealthy shielded, while the masses bore,
May's callous policies left them sore.

Windrush echoes, a chilling refrain,
Innocent lives caught in a heartless chain.
Immigration policies, a cruel decree,
Tearing families apart, a sorrowful plea.

Grenfell's flames revealed a heart so cold,
Response delayed, empathy undersold.
Tragedy met with inadequate care,
May's disconnect laid painfully bare.

Election gambit, a fatal bet,
Hubris met with a humbling, deep-set regret.
Transparency obscured, accountability adrift,
Intrusive laws eroding privacy swift.

In the annals of governance, a chapter dark,
May's tenure marked by an ominous spark.
A legacy marred, a nation left to rue,
In the shadows cast, truth pierces through.

You're wasted here.

From: UK Breakfast TV ladies v2.0 by OshKosh

JavUK said:
Wanking over Lorraine. She is reviewing shapewear this motning

Wish she'd model some.

From: Ranvir Singh by OshKosh

CaptainKremmen said:
Maybe better if they stopped the money giveaway and instead you could win the chance to use any one of the presenters?

If there was a daily competition to win a pair of the presenters knickers that they are wearing for the show I'd enter every day.

From: UK Breakfast TV ladies v2.0 by OshKosh

Sally Bundock looked so fucking good this morning. Very short hemline, sheer nylons. Plus she'd straightened her hair and maybe had it cut. Clearly someone doesn't want us to appreciate her though because the lights were turned-down during the nano-second we get to view her whole body. I hate the BBC. Still going to masturbate over Sally though, they can't stop me. ps. Regional News had gone HD!

From: Louise Minchin by OshKosh

Loopy said:
Yes do her up the arse and then spurt all over her face and specs. Face made for bukkake.

I think she'd really enjoy a bukkake session with some of her fans.

From: Susanna Reid by OshKosh

jacksmyth said:
She looks like she prefers it in the ass.

Definitely.

From: Steph McGovern by OshKosh

If that silver mini skirt Steph is wearing today was any shorter you'd see her cervix.

From: Victoria Coren by OshKosh

Goddamn I woke up this morning so fucking horny for Victoria.

From: Corrinne Wicks aka Dr. Norks by OshKosh

The Doctor will see you now ...

From: UK Breakfast TV ladies v2.0 by OshKosh

AlctPervert said:

Fuck, who is she?! Hot as hell whoever she is!

It's Laura Tobin you silly sod.

From: Beth Tweddle by OshKosh

Looking good tonight presenting the gymnastics. Gonna have a wank.

From: Charlotte Hawkins by OshKosh

Charlotte has model looks and a figure to match. No one else on morning TV can match her in purely photogenic terms. Plus she carries her looks and intelligence lightly. Class act.

From: UK Breakfast TV ladies v2.0 by OshKosh

Lorraine Kelly's daughter Rosie is on Jeremey Vine's show this morning. Can't imagine what on earth she has to offer the world in the way of erudite politican opinion ... but nice to see her. Gonna have to unzip and have a Lorraine and Rosie wank. Her mum is in all leather on the other channel.

From: UK Breakfast TV ladies v2.0 by OshKosh

Sally's slit is making me dribble.

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