Lois Griffin gives me a hardon. Great tits!



I wouldn't mind sniffing her jogging bras:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lknh73XwjM

I was always more turned on by the shape of bras than of panties.
Sadly, people here don't hang clothes on outdoor lines much anymore. Even women's underwear which doesn't generally get dried in electric clothes dryers are generally dried indoors....usually on hangers in bathrooms. So you don't get to see neighbors' undies that way.

I have a bra fetish. Always put on a bra when I masturbate.

I use a condom every time I masturbate, and keep a box of them for occasional use in a nightstand by the bed. I've never needed more than about 6 1/2 inches of a condom.

A dick that's not too long and not too big around is apparently called a boyfriend dick.

Boyfriend Dick---The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right. A penis you could settle down with, or at least see three times a week. Its a dick you could metaphorically take home to meet your parents.

One view is that women might take an occasional fling with a nine incher, but they more often marry six inch boyfriend dicks.

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a32132983/what-is-boyfriend-dick/

It's a favorite position. Swinging tits.....hard fast action!

Do all guys slap their partner on the butt when she gets on all fours? I can't imagine doing it WITHOUT slapping her butt a couple of times.

Torpedo tits are probably the hottest to masturbate to. Torpedo tits with puffies are the very best.
Big melon tits might feel hotter for titfucking.

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I'd been "using" the women's underwear ads in the Sears catalog to get hardons ever since I was a young kid. I was still using underwear ads after I was 12 and having wet orgasms. Then I found my older brother's porn stash. The naked pictures in Playboy and Penthouse hit me hard, but the sleazier titty magazines with harder core sex stories were even hotter. My favorite titty mag became GENT...."Home of the D cups." For hard core sex stories and various sex fetishes and perversions, I found paperback sex novels. Early favorites were titles like Lace Lovers, Corset Love, and Boys in Panties.

--Pillows and mattresses

--Crack between sofa cushions

--Penis pump

--Bra cups

--Panties and girdles

--Garter belts

--Titties

--Every orifice a woman has...top and bottom, front and rear.