Haha! My friend, I fear you may be confusing these cheap AW "escorts" with real courtesans! I can assure you that every girl on this site is there for only one thing: to sell access to her vagina.

Haha sweetie it is then! Thanks. I can almost smell the cheap perfume and cigarettes already

Sometimes, after an arduous day at the office, I like to browse through local profiles on AdultWork and choose a working girl to visit on my way home. You can judge me, by all means, but prostitution is perfectly legal here in Scotland so I trust we can leave any ethical debate on the world's oldest profession for another time and another place.

I turn 30 next year. Although I can - and do - pick up ladies my own age at social occasions and through sports and so on, I really enjoy the thrill of purchasing no-strings, anonymous sex from some slender young teenager with a pretty face and a tight snatch. In case any of you are unfamiliar with AdultWork, I'd mention that some girls make their date-stamped age verification photos public, thus allowing you to view their passport and confirm that they really are 'barely legal'.

But I digress. On this occasion, rather than seeking my usual East European 18 or 19 year old punt, I'm in the mood for a whore my own age. In particular, a chavvy British stay-at-home MILF who's already fucked half the guys in her council tower block because her boyfriend's in prison and she's desperate for money or cock or both.

I've found two pieces of tail who seem to fit the bill nicely, and I'm trying to decide which one to see first. Both of them are local to the area, and they're both plain, natural, girl-next-door types, hence the reason they're so cheap.

OPTION 1: SWEETIE289

http://www.adultwork.com/4250049

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I wonder if she's wearing any panties under that dress. Perhaps she doesn't bother, so that her steady stream of gentlemen callers can take easy access to her swollen, sodden cunt.

OPTION 2: CHEEKYEMZ

http://www.adultwork.com/4417828

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No 'real girlfriend experience' with Emz, who tells it like it is. "Quick meets at short notice are possible," she says. "Simple and straight to the point". In other words, she'll open the door wearing only a T-shirt; take my cash and give me a moment to get a rubber on; and then without ceremony she'll simply bend over and present her pussy for me to mount like the dirty skank that she is. I'd be happy to oblige, and then I might finish by shooting a load onto those flat, saggy tits.

It is, of course, a matter of personal taste, but it's hard to decide. Might have to toss a coin, unless anyone has any thoughts?

Cheers
Rusty

I'd be happy to oblige, but I don't skype. PM me and I'll get my cock out for her.

I adore, and all too often fall in love with, nice cute girls from wholesome middle-class families. The girls you see wearing private school uniforms, with little or no make-up and long dark hair and pretty smiles, on their way to dressage lessons or the youth orchestra or Girl Scouts. I dream of gently taking their virginity in an afternoon of passionate love-making.

Sometimes, however, I'm just desperate for a fuck. Easy, fake-tanned chav skanks appeal because you know they'd take you into the stairwell of their tower block and bend over for you without a moment's hesitation, just for a bottle of vodka and a packet of fags. I wank over them because I like the idea of no-strings teen sex. They've already given it to half the guys on their estate, after all. Unzip, rubber on, shoot your load, and you're on your way.

Oh my God, yes! 5,2,1,3,4. Then back for more with 5. Absolutely gorgeous.

I always listen to The Today Programme on my way to work. Checked out the presenters page the other day because I wondered what she looked like - so glad I did!

She's definitely the quintessential MILF. At 44 she's way over my usual AoA, but that photo of her in the green dress with her nipples poking through is the image I've kept coming back to all week.

I want to taste her pussy and then feel my dick balls deep in her ass. No condom.

I've always had a thing for Hayley. Even at 35, she looks stunning as ever.

Oh my God, those last two are incredible! Especially the one on the right. I'd happily pay a grand right now to spend the rest of the afternoon licking her cunt while fucking her slutty little friend in the ass.

She's cute. I'm meeting friends at 3pm but I am feeling horny, so right now I'd only have time to take her into a side room; lift up her skirt; and quickly fuck her doggy-style while caressing her breasts until I shoot my load deep in her pussy. Then I'd have to zip up my fly and leave her to meet my friends, regardless of whether or not she was satisfied. But perhaps you could step in after me and take sloppy seconds.

You are one lucky f*cking bar steward! As my username implies, I usually go for barely legal 18yo fuck-puppets. But your voluptuous girl is simply stunning. I've hardly been able to do any work today, as I keep stealing lustful glances at her photos on my phone. I can feel my boxer shorts are already soaking with precum, and if I can figure out how to hide my hard-on from my colleagues then I'll retire to the mensroom as I'm absolutely desperate for a wank. I'd give anything to feel my dick inside her pussy, but I'm so horny for her I'd probably shoot my load after just a pathetic few thrusts.

*Please* can she put us all out of our misery by posting a close-up of her perfect breasts, or even better, between her legs? If her face isn't in the photos then nobody could know it was her! Forgive me for asking - cheeky, I know, but she's just so damn hot!