Sometimes called "Crawl the Wall," on your back near a wall that you use to rest your heels on it to get that hard cock above your face.

I wanted to know what it was like to take a cum facial from a guy, this is how I learned how great it feels!

Hollywood Squares from the 1970s:

(Emcee) Peter Marshall: Paul, does Ann Landers think there's anything wrong with you if you do your housework in the nude?

Paul Lynde: No, but I have to be terribly careful when I do my ironing.

Marshall (over audience laughter): Also, your thistle (?) could be a missile!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4s5HQZXKdk

Ambidextrous, I use both hands. Sometimes I can switch hands on the fly and gain a stroke.

There's a phrase, "Crawl the Wall," that I've seen and used to describe how I've gotten my legs over my head so I could experience a self-facial. Very worth it.

It helps to be horny yourself, and that the guy who's going to fuck you rims your hole good. A little razor stubble on his face and his tongue going deep in yours will have you moaning.

I got my first rim at age 31 and a few minutes later was getting my ass fucked and it felt awesome.

My first (adult, non-college) roommate said to me something like, "I'm ambidextrous. I like it when I can switch hands on the fly and gain a stroke."

I'm a twin and have three more younger brothers. A few years after high school, I was hanging out with a (four years) younger brother's football buddies when they were either seniors or soon after...I have no idea how conversation "went there," but one of them said, "Your brother's hung like a mule!" which means of course locker room observations...I haven't asked him or any other brother to confirm. I didn't say or do anything inappropriate, anyway.

But if he's "hung like a mule," and me being his brother....

I did it a couple of times to see what it would be like getting a facial. I loved it, and liked how well I managed to paint my face. It made me soooooooo ready to take it from a dude that I'd sucked to the point of no return, pointing that cock at my face....

I can can only jerk off in a desk chair, seated. If I'm in bed, whether on my back or side, my leg muscles can cramp seriously. I even mentioned it to a doctor.

I have a rare and unusual genetic condition that causes leg stiffness, making it difficult to even walk. I've dealt with its symptoms for about 20 years now and in the last 5 years this has been the case.

Eddie Murphy's first time on the Tonight Show (Johnny Carson, 1982) got into the topic of bulges in the first minute and a half.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1TKGtai7og

My first buddy was a bottom fuck buddy that tried fucking me but I just wasn't ready and we weren't into prep in the best way. But it was cool fucking him...but eventually I realized he was enjoying something I wasn't, and I saw videos and pics of other guys who were clearly enjoying getting fucked...I can't say how bad I wanted it.

Eventually I ran into an old friend and we came out to each other, discussing the various sexual things we'd done...he'd been fucked too, and loved it.

He invited himself over, we made out, engaged in oral, and he was giving me head with me on my back ... lifted my legs to lick the back of my balls ... then lifted my legs higher and got full access to my hole and just buried his tongue in there. I gotta tell you ... getting rimmed is one of the hottest things.

Five minutes later, on my back, looking into his eyes, he slid his cock into me, and I was in heaven. Since then, I've taken some really good sized cocks, and yeah once you get fucked, it does become better...before long I wanted to be fucked hard and forceful...and I still love that....

On Tuesday, May 16, I thought of a couple of quick puns and shared them quickly and was suddenly banned...the words in the chat were a certain number of lines in a certain number of seconds.

I can understand this, although I didn't find it when looking through the chat rules.

Could I get a re-admission please?

I'm into guys as it is, but one time I saw a gay porn where every scene ended with facials (both guys). I absolutely had to experience this ... I did a few self-facials to see what it would feel like.

I use the term "crawl the wall" walking my feet up a wall to put my legs and cock over my face on my back.

I liked it so much I went to the bathroom to admire...I had really good coverage. And I've enjoyed every time a guy shot on my face since then.