As others have said, the best way is to lay on your back with your legs over your head and your cock just above your face. You can then wank yourself off and cum onto your face. I need to aim carefully as I don't won't to lose any on the carpet (my wife won't be very pleased) and it's good to get a warm mouthful as well.

Yes, the shower is the one place I can guarantee being along and thus getting a good wank. I've had some really good orgasms by just directing the water from the shower had onto my cock.

I love my own cum but it's always tricky. I can get a handful and then lose interest and end up throwing it away. The best way is to lay on your back, legs over your hands and wank onto your face. If your aim is good, you'll get a good mouthful too.

I do enjoy wanking like this, although I'm not so nimble as I used to be. Usually I get a good cum and get it to spray on my face and if my aim is good, I'll get a mouthful as well. It's good fun.

I'm either nude or in some nice lingerie when at home on my own. Who needs clothes?

Make your own. You need an empty Pringles tube, a couple of bathroom sponges and a rubber glove. Sandwich the glove between the sponges, pop them into the tube and folds the edges of the glove over the tube's rim - a perfect pussy! Make sure you put a hole into the tube somewhere and pump away until your heart's content!

I love to lick my pre-cum. I find it's not to salty as my full cum.

I shall probably spend the day watching porn, wearing a nice pair of stockings whilst drinking a few tins of beer, all the time with my cock in my hand.

I've got countless missed opportunities and could easily have doubled my fuck-tally if I'd taken up what I now realise were obvious offers. Ah well...

Not a neighbour as such but when I was about 15 or 16 living at home with my parents I once walked into our living room with a rock hard erection at the same time two young women not much older than me were glancing into the room through the window. I immediately ducked down and crawled to the window to peer out and could see them both laughing and glancing back at the house. They'd obviously seen me and were having a good laugh about it!

Pre lock down I used to work at home once a week and enjoyed a good session whilst my wife was out at work. Since lockdown, I've hardly had ten minutes to myself and have to content myself with the occasional tug in the shower

So many missed opportunities. I could have lost my virginity to a girl in a tent when I was 17 but for some reason I didn't go through with it. God knows why. There was another girl I went out with who I fingered a couple of times but again, why we didn't go all the way I'll never know. And I once went to a festival where two "older" women were clearly tipsy and giving me the come on. I was too innocent back then to know what was happening but looking back, that could have been a hell of a weekend!

His dick may be huge but he's fucking ugly!