I've seen so many pics online of women inserting cucumbers into their pussy? Is this just porn shots, or do you all really get off inserting cucumbers?

My first wife did this on several occasions. She mainly did it as a show and sex play for us. She didnt orgasm from it.It was a slow insertion and titilation thing. She would also put candys or popcorn between her twat lips to be eaten.

My wife actually asked me to go get the cucumber out of the fridge one time. We only had a cut one but I used it on her anyway, much to her enjoyment. She might have read about it in a Penthouse Forum I had at the time. Anyway, a cuke makes the occasional appearance in our bed. One time I was licking her clit and sliding the cucumber in and out when she pushed me away, grabbed the end of the cucumber and fucked herself to a couple of orgasms- one of the best things I have ever seen. So, yes, it's a real thing that happens in real bedrooms.

its a great thing to masterbate with while he watches. My huband has me pick out the cucuumber at the store to masterbate with. i ususlly get a small one and he makes me buy the big one

After all, veggies R healthy, too

When I was in my 20's I had a gf that loved to fuck herself with a long thick cucumber. She especially liked it when my cock was in her asshole. So yea, it happens.

I remember when we first moved from the city to the country and had our first garden. We planted every veggie we could...and as it so happened the cukes became my wifes favorite. We would go out to the garden and pick just the right sized one and climb into bed and I'd fuck her with it as she sucked me off. Loved to lay between her legs and watch that cuke disappear up her wet pussy as she licked and sucked my cock. I highly recommend a garden full of cucumbers.

Best friend's wife used one on a regular basis. I know becuase one she told me two she showed me and three I ate on of her freshly juiced up cucumbers!

wow. a truly hot topic!

'...I had a gf that loved to fuck herself with a long thick cucumber. She especially liked it when my cock was in her asshole.'

i always thought bananas were far more erotic.

I work in a supermarket as a checker, you would be surprised how many women buy cucumbers, and no other salad fixings, I like to think what they are using them for. A snack or a shag

Nice observation! Your brain must go into overload when you get an especially hot chick come to your till with one

So based on the cucumber theory for female shoppers I will never again be able to buy an apple pie without thing OMG do they actually think I am going to.......................

I dated a girl in high school who called me up and masturbated with a cucumber. Then she told me she was making the salad for dinner and I was invited.

Yes, she washed the cuke, but watching her family eat what had been in her cunt gave me such a raging hard on. Before I left that night we sat in my car and she sucked my cock and swallowed my load. She looked at me and said, "Your cucumber tastes better than mine" LOL!

Damn I miss her.

A couple years ago I had an online fling with a younger woman. She was still living at home and didn't have money for proper sex toys, so she often masturbated with food. Cucumbers, carrots, bananas. She also liked to use Sharpie markers. I finally broke down and sent her a proper toy. I did love watching that thick cuke slide into her smooth shaven cunt.