10k run

I was supposed to be fucking the wife but it felt better to masturbate to porn

I was supposed to be helping a friends wife with a reference, but we got sidetracked and it became a handjob rather than a proper job

Agreed, i should have made that call, returned back to friends house, gone shopping, not cancelled that appt., should have not called in "sick" for work, instead i got horny watching Britney Spears videos and jerked off for hours..

I should of watched the NFL playoff games but I don't like most of the teams playing so instead I looked at a lot of porn and then jerked off.

Was gonna book an escort this morning, but preferred to spend the day edging myself over loads of different porn from gangbangs to shemales

Should have, would have, could have, but instead i'd rather be alone to jack off.

Thought it was just me making these horny choices. Done this too many a times when i chose to sit at computer jerking off

I Was Supposed To . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I've got tons of stuff that needs doing but I'd much rather wank!

I was supposed to suck some cock today.....but ended up jackingoff instead. So very disappointed, but it still felt good.

Should have been fucking second wife but laid there jacking off while she snored instead, it felt much better by the way.

When alone at home, I leave aside other works and masturbate first.

I Was Supposed To go to bed early But I Ended Up Masturbating Instead
and it's been like that for years

I was supposed to be studying for a test, but I ended up masturbating instead. I did this all through grades 7-12

Earning and planning for my retirement. Oh well!