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Does anyone have any good videos or pics of women in yoga pants? I absolutely love them, they are so sexy, really accentuate the ass...
So hot. Ive got a couple pics.
got me curious now, what r yoga pants?
How about this one - I have had many great jacking sessions to them.
http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=31535
http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=31535
That video is fantastic! I might have a new obsession for a little bit.
Love yoga pants! Like btownjack said, they really accentuate a woman's ass and thighs. Can't help but leer when I see a girl go by wearing them.
Fcuk when im in the gym and I see a hot bitch walk by with ehr tight yoga pants i pitch a tent in my shorts
Oh, let's delve into the realm of yoga pants, shall we? Witness the misguided infatuation with these garments! Incapable of distinguishing between breathable fabrics and stifling traps, are we? Bask, if you dare, in the glory of your misguided decision-non-breathable yoga pants, your chosen companions in the studio or on the mat. Allow heat and moisture to become your devoted allies, nurturing bacteria and creating a breeding ground for skin infections. And personal hygiene? A concept too advanced for the heedless, who allow their yoga pants to steep in sweat, extending a cordial invitation to an army of bacteria and fungi. Ill-fitting, uncomfortable yoga pants? Wear them with pride, ignorant of the havoc they wreak on your skin-irritation, chafing, and those unsightly rashes. Snug yoga pants? Indeed, let them serve as a vice grip on your legs, stifling comfort and mobility. It's a parade of discomfort and enduring muscle agony. Beware the compression, nerve constriction, and blood vessel blockade they bring, rendering your limbs numb and circulation impaired. And for the unfortunate few, allergic reactions shall be the punishment for disregarding your body's warnings-a grand showcase of hives, redness, and ceaseless itching. Continue to flaunt your lack of discernment in yoga pants. After all, it's your health that bears the brunt of your haughty indifference.
Ah, gather 'round, ye fools of fashion's woe,
Who blindly bow to yoga pants' false glow,
With ignorance, you proudly don this snare,
Non-breathable fabric, your arrogant affair.
Let's toast to the heat, the sweat, the vile,
Creating a haven for bacteria, most agile,
Neglect, your loyal friend, as you embrace,
An army of microbes in this foul space.
Ill-fitting, snug, and a choking grip,
Oh, how you revel in this tragic trip,
Friction's cruel caress, a fiery sting,
Your comfort sacrificed, an arrogant fling.
Behold the posture, contorted, weak,
A testament to your choices bleak,
Tightened, compressed, nerves cry out,
In this yoga fashion, there's no doubt.
Allergic reactions, a just reward,
For your vanity, your choices abhorred,
Hives, redness, itching, your fate,
In this dance of arrogance, you take the bait.
So, flaunt your ignorance, wear it proud,
In this realm of folly, you're endowed,
For your arrogance knows no bounds,
As your health and comfort pay the pounds.
Who blindly bow to yoga pants' false glow,
With ignorance, you proudly don this snare,
Non-breathable fabric, your arrogant affair.
Let's toast to the heat, the sweat, the vile,
Creating a haven for bacteria, most agile,
Neglect, your loyal friend, as you embrace,
An army of microbes in this foul space.
Ill-fitting, snug, and a choking grip,
Oh, how you revel in this tragic trip,
Friction's cruel caress, a fiery sting,
Your comfort sacrificed, an arrogant fling.
Behold the posture, contorted, weak,
A testament to your choices bleak,
Tightened, compressed, nerves cry out,
In this yoga fashion, there's no doubt.
Allergic reactions, a just reward,
For your vanity, your choices abhorred,
Hives, redness, itching, your fate,
In this dance of arrogance, you take the bait.
So, flaunt your ignorance, wear it proud,
In this realm of folly, you're endowed,
For your arrogance knows no bounds,
As your health and comfort pay the pounds.
Posted on 2023-10-16 11:58 PM. Last edited by richard1231 on 2023-10-16 11:59 PM. (1 edits total)
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