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GraysAnatomy said:
The most appropriate thing to wear to a birthday party is your birthday suit!...
The most appropriate thing to wear to a birthday party is your birthday suit!...
Drat, mine's at the cleaners. Can I borrow someone's?
good morning.....some of these are very amusing....clever play on words.
Hope your well. have a good week.
Hope your well. have a good week.
June, 2023
Remember what Dale Carnegie said, Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do.
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Remember what Dale Carnegie said, Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
July, 2023
The next time you hate your life remember, it is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex two or three times a day, exercises two times a day, reads two books a week, and yet complains about how much he hates prison.
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The next time you hate your life remember, it is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex two or three times a day, exercises two times a day, reads two books a week, and yet complains about how much he hates prison.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
August, 2024
I found that I am happier since I changed from coffee in the mornings to orange juice. My doctor explained that it is the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think that it is the Vodka.
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I found that I am happier since I changed from coffee in the mornings to orange juice. My doctor explained that it is the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think that it is the Vodka.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
September, 2023
If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
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If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
October, 2023
. . . . . . At 18 you could run like the wind, . . . but at 81 you run like the winded . . .
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. . . . . . At 18 you could run like the wind, . . . but at 81 you run like the winded . . .
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surely no one is so naive they really believe a 5.2 inch erection is considered average . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I see more 5.2 inch flaccid cocks than I do of little 5.2 inch erections. . . . . . . . . . .
GraysAnatomy said:
October, 2023
. . . . . . At 18 you could run like the wind, . . . but at 81 you run like the winded . . .
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October, 2023
. . . . . . At 18 you could run like the wind, . . . but at 81 you run like the winded . . .
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