I need that neighbour

Love to find such a situation. Need a jerk-off/suck buddy so much and one in the neighborhood would be so much fun.

mmmm that would be an ideal situation

I sometimes feel like I get hints that jerking off with a few of my neighbors is on the table, but I am never sure if i am simply reading too much into it or something. We'll talk about our wives occasionally. Remark that so-and-so looked good in whatever outfit they had on. Talk about jerking of, although it's usually couched in a joke.

We all hang out together, and are usually drinking on weekends, which is when this stuff tends to come up.

I know for a fact that at least two of them fantasize about my wife because the girls literally talk about it (as in, Oh my god, Husband thought you looked so hot in those shorts, pindick's wife! Don't you wear that again or else you have to take care of it!


Always joking about sex and masturbation, but never quite just coming out and saying it.

i am that neighbor its all i think about telling you stop before and after work to save your loads for me call me name fag cocksucker use me

I need a neighbor like that. And I would return the favor if he wanted me to.

I'd enjoy being that neighbor. It would be very nice to have have someone in the neighborhood that I could regularly service.

I do so miss those days, all started one evening we were having a few beers, and reminiscing about older times, got onto school days, turned out we had both sucked our best mates, one thing lead to another and thats how the good times started

I need that neighbour, and I am that neighbour. Haven't had a convenient guys mouth since school and I miss it. Any neighbours in Redhill?

Well to those of You who could allow a neighbor to Suck You Off. Think about dropping a hint like,"back when I was young, I had a Gay neighbor who offered to Suck My Cock. I told Him No, but when ever I got drunk I thought about His offer, but I was too chicken."
Then wait to see the response. You might explain that You felt that allowing a Guy to Suck You Off would Not be homosexual. You would just be letting Him do what He likes, and getting a Free Secret BlowJob.
Look for a mature Man who doesn't seem to be chasing Girls. You might be opening the door to a Free Secret Cock Sucker. Take one for the team, Let a local Guy Secretly Suck Your Cock and Swallow Your fresh Sperm.

I have such a neighbor, well down the street and round the corner.

Funny, I was just thinking about this the other day while I was sitting on my couch stroking. I heard my neighbor out in his backyard and started wondering what it would be like if we hooked up. I may try and work that.

What a great neighbor to share sucking with!!! I can be that neighbor and need one too.

Huh. Good idea!!

nah, it's not tripping my trigger. Now a few of the neighborhood wives and MILFs are an entirely different story!!! but the risks far outweigh the possible rewards I think. I don't want to be living in my old paid-for car and showering at the YMCA. Probably would be easier and better understood, "guy-code" adherence, to have a neighborhood JO buddy than be fucking some other local talent.