Imagine having those impure thoughts about fellow congregants and then being the one who has to get up and deliver the sermon. That is my life every Sunday.

It must be a mixed pleasure for you. Also give you a nice sense of
anticipation seeing if your fav girls are going to attend.
Maybe dressed to stimulate your imagination.

I think we all have impure thoughts a lot, even in Church. I sympathize with OhioPastor, he represents God to his congregation, but is human like the rest of us. Masturbation is a great safety valve. I think about sex all the time, am bisexual in thought and action, but am reminded "but for the grace of God go I," and, for that matter, everyone.

I wish an elderly priest would come on to me

mmmm, showing me his cock......

Well, it is usually a nice quiet place. Often some tempting looking
young women about, dressed up and looking good.
No wonderful the imagination gets going and drifts a bit....on to more
carnal ideas...

I had plenty of impure thoughts and deeds when young but did not know what they meant until a few tears later. I have been jerking off for over 70 years would of got off younger if I only played a little longer.

i love seeing the ladies in tight dresses and making out their panty lines through their clothes. So hot seeing when they are wearing thongs or sundresses that you can see their panties through

My goodness,where is your church,I've just been converted.

My church had a welcome back to college day a few Sundays ago. I'm still stroking my old cock to all those cuties! God bless the inventor of the yoga pants!

I've seen a lot of sexy girls at church, yeah.

Its a weekly thing for me. Then I go home take off my pants and let all out.