Spanking the monkey,
Shakin' hands with the man,
Peeling the chile,
Wanking the crank,
"Taking a meeting"
...what else do you call Jackin' Off? Just curious...

In my earlier days it was referred to as "a quick J Arthur"

Rubbing up,
Five knuckle shuffle.

My sex life

Pulling your wire, flogging the bishop, tossing off, shipping the hand gear, etc.

My dad would say, looping the mule.

Bashing the Bishop
Pumping the Purple Custard Chucker

Pretty vanilla but just "jerking".

That's a new one! hahaha!

I totally forgot about the 5 Knuckle Shuffle!! Good one!

I totally forgot about the 5 Knuckle Shuffle!! Good one!

I call it heaven. Pure bliss.

'Hand shandy' usually overheard in a raucous atmosphere.

It depends on the circumstances. If I'm trying to maintain some dignity, like with my sex-positive female friends, I simply say "stroking myself" or "rubbing one out." (We're pretty explicit. I've given all of them vibrators as birthday gifts over the years.) If I'm hanging with the boys, I talk about "jerking off." If I'm deliberately crude while I'm in bed with a woman, I say "jacking my cock."

Milking the wank meat.