I like to take a cup,rubber glove,two non-abrasivescrubbing pads, and one rubber band,stuff it all in the cup acordingly,apply my favorite lube, and go to town on my cock.

I've thought about using a nice,thick chicken breast that has been thawed but was afraid of possible salmonella.....And for some reason raw eggs seem fun but again, salmonella.

What do you enjoy pleasuring yourself with that's found in the home?

As a teen I thought to experiment with things around the house (tubes, blankets, between the mattress, etc.). Nothing ever felt as good as 4 fingers with the thumb behind the action and have stayed with that ever since. I wish there was something that felt even better!

I would avoid the chicken but I have heard that calves liver in a jam jar works, and I do enjoy a nice fat carrot up my arse.

I've fucked myself with a plunger handle, whisk handle and with an ice cream scoop handle. Hard plastic slides in well when lubed good.

I saw a video where a guy took his drill and made a crank for a pneumatic driver with fleshlight on the end of it. I want one.

Wives in the kitchen

LOL!

having seen it in free porn and dithered about it for a while I eventually tried a vacuum cleaner pipe, was so good I have used it a few times since. Have to make sure no one is around because of the noise.

Hmmmmm... I've got a shop vac out in the garage....

My partner has a hairbrush in her box under the bed with her other toys. It has a plastic handle with a ribbed rubber grip that she really likes. If I use it on her I twist it round while it's inside her, the slightly flat shape feels great when I do that so she says!

I've not used a shop vac, I would check how much more powerful is compared to a domestic vac, having said that I would love to know how you get on with it

That sounds incredibly dangerous.

They don't call my jack cheese for nothing lol. A buddy and I used to jack each other off with whatever we had, and cheese was on the menu and on our penises.

What kind of cheese? I'm guessing swiss

Lol. Good one. You know it buddy.