I used to put lots of vaseline on a milking stool leg,stick it up my arsehole then wank off.

Ive actually used a long neck beer bottle in my bum as i stroke.... it was very arousing!

carefully, try mustard, hot tingly jackoff fun

I discovered last night that the vertical bars on the Ikea Raskog trolley, are the perfect width apart for putting your dick between and fucking. Be sure to put a towel over the tray though, because your spunk will surely fly.

Barbie doll

be careful not to let it suck too hard and burst blood vesicles

A young girlfriend of mine used one of her Dad's empty Guinness beer bottles ... in fact lost her virginity to this.

I hope you were watching. That would have been hot (provided she was of age of course).

she told me she did this in her teens long before I met her ... I have squatted down on lubed neck of wine bottle ... watching in the mirror as it slipped in and out of my arse.
I also used a Holland & Barret bottle, neat fit for my cock.
Drill small hole near base and insert cock. As my cock got harder AND fatter the join was perfect. Push all of my cock in the bottle then put finger over the small hold and pull, the suction , keep pumping until wanted to cum wow AND all cum collected inside the bottle, no mess and rinse out for next time.

Nice, your specific mention of a H&B bottle, suggests to me we may well have spoken before on the joys and merits of 'bottle' fucking .

Not exactly for masturbation but a stiff vegetable brush lightly over my nipples is very arousing and brings on a stiff one pretty quick

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Everyone has one of these in their household, right? Used until I read some warning article about how your arse can suck things in.





I keep reading this, as it happens I have some bananas, maybe tonight's the night to try one.

I especially recommend Agree. Between 1978 and 1984 I nearly kept them in business. It felt great, and had a lovely scent of peaches.

Unfortunately I still cannot eat some fruits without having to jerk off afterward . . .

The one thing that stands out in my mind was when I started jerkin off with my hand instead of an object like my pillow. I found Crisco really worked, only problem was the scent of cooking grease great and was not missed like hand or body lotions in the medicine cabinet. as an adult while shopping in an adult book store the cashier told the customer about Abolene make up remover. After I left, I went to a drug store and found it and with other items I went home used it and to this day over 40 years. I use it when not using rubber sex toys as it will melt rubber type items.

Hair conditioner and a LITTLE water, slide hard cock in and out of wank grip hand. Feels like a perfect wet pussy.