I'm just thinking that if you bust your balls into the watermelon, the mixture of juice and spunk may in fact combine to provide a healthy smoothie provided you place some sort of tray or pan on the floor to capture the gooey mess. Bottle it and sell the stuff at your local farmers market on a Saturday morning. This time next year you could be a millionaire.

Don't forget Marks and Spencers female staff are there to help with size and fitting. Best asking a young female assistant for advice. She will happily measure both the Cantaloupe and your penis, to ensure you purchase the correct size. They even sell Cantaloupees, which are more hairy for a realistic experience.

Well I didn't know that, good old Marks & Sparks eh!
Do they do a bespoke service? Although I'm quite partial to a hairy growler, I'd like the cantaloupe to be fairly neat and trimmed. A nice little brazilian would be ideal or failing that, a furry kipper.

Completely shaved, balls tied, lube, then swap pix and wank with other pervs!

Marks banned hairy growlers in the eighties. Said they looked so seventies and something that co-op customers would prefer.
All new female staff have weekly inspections of their growlers in the interest of health and safety. Carried out by male staff to avoid favouritism.

I'm not saying you're kinky but, oh wait of course you're kinky.

I love to wank using olive oil.
Feels so good mixed with my precum and rub it over my chest as I wank off.
Frotting with a buddy too.

i saw amethod in a book i think it was "the joy of sex",im not sure,but it showed the lion technique.put your feet on the floor and bend down to put your penis between your ankles and fuck them.use your hands behind you to keep steady.

i saw amethod in a book i think it was "the joy of sex",im not sure,but it showed the lion technique.put your feet on the floor and bend down to put your penis between your ankles and fuck them.use your hands behind you to keep steady.

now days I mostly lube up my Fleshlight Quick shot and layback and stroke to my fantasy until I reach my objective.

I have gotten much more into edging, as opposed to just getting hard and squirting my load pronto. I finished up a Fri night/Sat edge session late Saturday PM. Longest edge session I've gotten through. Usually, when I try that I develop a case of blue balls after I edge three times, or so, up the the Point of No Return and then back off. This session, each time, after edging while camming and surfing porn for an hour or two, I finished a round of edging I put my dong and nuts in a nut sack...sort of like a jock strap..to give my nuts some lift and extra support. It worked! I went more than five rounds! My nuts got really hard (due to jizz being stored in the vesicles) and started to swell the last time around, but I could even get my snap cockring on (often the nuts get too tender for me to do that). By the third round I was really leaking pre (which I don't do often) and had a few "pressure release drools, where prostate fluid flowed out without an orgasm. Especially amazing since I had not squirted in over a week. Well, bud, when I finally shot my cream it was the most mind blowing orgasm I think I have ever had! I don't recall it fully because I was in so deep, but my eyes rolled back and my whole body went through five or six INTENSE spasms as my juice squirted out. I'm definitely adding that ball sack to my arsenal of bate accessories. I can't wait to get another long stretch of time.

Get a mate to join you in the shower and start by frotting.

Stop making a mess when you cum. Always have a box of mansize tissues to hand. Your free hand.

Thigh fucking - so perverted. I have a method I've used ever since I discovered the secret joy of touching myself. I love sliding my penis against my thigh as I get into a porn trance, taking myself to to the edge, often for hours. The underside of the tip insanely stimulated as I try to hold back from spunking. The act bears no resemblance to actual sex, so that turns me on even more, as a dirty solosexual masturbator. It's incredible when I finally treat my penis to the attention of my hand, pumping myself to a huge orgasm.

This is what its all about. I will have to look into this ball sack you talk about.