Keiran Shipka

"I know when you started jacking off to me, you dirty pervert. Now you're going to eat my pussy till i can't take anymore and your mouth is to tired to keep eating it. Then you can jack off for me, cum on my foot, lick it all up and leave"

Has to be Carol Vorderman in her Countdown prime. Over the years I've jacked to her more than any other female celeb, so Carol would be the one who would own my cock! Hopefully she'd want me to have regular sex with her.