I see nothing wrong with coming over a TV screen. If you ask me, the staff at Curry's overreact.

Exactly, Curry's staff are a bunch of fucking cunts. I was in the market for a Rolls Royce and spunked over the little lcd screen on the back of the headrest and some dribbled onto the camel skin upholstery. Did the showroom staff bat an eyelid? Did they fuck.

Pardon my curiousity, but am compelled to ask. If you can afford a Rolls Royce, why would you want to jack off in it? I mean, if you have access to that kind of money, wouldn't you have a bevy of pretty young things at your beck and call? Just asking.

As someone who constantly spunks over the sluts who appear on my TV the answer is yes!

It's important to clean it immediately.

Good job I love licking up every drop of my cum!

it's only ok if my wife's pics are on display

Yes. Its my Tv so it gets spunked on

No need to apologise and you raise a really great point. I think this whole issue raises more questions than answers and rest assured me and my team are working tirelessly to find those answers. Anything other questions?

Good idea but this does not work if wanking to Diane Abbott as there's no wall that's ever been built that's big enough to project her image on.

Now, like most of us, I have a wall mounted massive flat screen TV. It is too high up for my spunk to reach these days

I do have an IPad leaning on a knee height windowsill in the bedroom which I cum over when I am wanking at the window. < My bedroom is overlooked for by an old peoples home about 50 yards away. If the old biddies can see me + naked and jerking - they have never complained.>

The old biddies will definitely be watching this free show. Get the care home manager to bump up their fees to reflect this additional level of service support. Split the money 50/50.

Cum on my ipad and phone screen numerous times. They're both still working ok

Abs often have cum on their screens seems to stain them somewhat! .