Nearly there. I hooked up a laptop to the PC but the water tank leaked into the laptop and it caught fire. I've covered the lot with foam. I'm sending the images now but it's difficult to see the keyboard to type out your email address as it's covered in foam. At least fire has gone out. Bear with me. I've now resorted to using my phone which is thankfully not steam driven.

Give up and use snail mail. Just send it to his name at Wandsworth Prison, London. Some bent screw will pass it on to him, after they've made copies to sell.

This is better then a Virginia Woolf novel.

Please can you hurry up and send the pics. Jack Leyton will be here soon to own me again. Just immerse your PC in the PC in the bath for a few minutes to get the foam off. Hurry up you fucking cunt.

Sorry, I'm having a fucking nightmare here you cunt. The condenser on the PC spontaneously exploded when I tried to suck out the air and the motherboard disintegrated. I'm putting it all back together using super glue and I'll have it back up and running in about 10 minutes. Alles ist unter kontrolle.

There's no hurry Jack Leighton has gone to fight Putin in Ukraine. He's taken a water pistol and a catapult. Won't be seeing him on here again.

Caleb he called you a CUNT. I didn't realise you were a yank.

Hey ILICKDICK I welcomed you back. This is no way to speak to a fellow troll, even if he is a yankee CUNT.