Ok, what are some weird/quirky things you do that you'd be too embarassed to tell others, sexually speaking of course?
I'll start... I got two.
1. A few times when i was really horny I took my gum and stuck it on my cockhead (i'm uncut) and left it there for a few mins then put it back into my mouth too chew.
2.A few times in the night I woke up really horny, and while i'm half asleep i take my finger and rub it on my hole (slightly push it in) and then suck on it, I do it a few times before I fall asleep.
Now you guys
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Girls or guys, PM if you wanna cam on msn.
I love dressing up in lingerie and high heels to masturbate. I also have anal toys that I like to use.
No heel is too high
like to insert things in my ass while masturbating, also love e-stimming.
tarrega said:
like to insert things in my ass while masturbating, also love e-stimming.
like to insert things in my ass while masturbating, also love e-stimming.
I've done lots of things, don't know where to begin. At present I love using my 22 year old neighbor's panties. She is quite beautiful with big breasts and a nice ass. Sometimes her panties don't have any scent. Sometimes, they smell like urine. But sometimes, oh man....... heaven... just the right scent of her sex, her natural pussy juices.....MMmmmmm. I masturbate with them, sniff them and sometimes when the panties are still a bit damp at the crotch and have little white stains (cum ??) I suck em. I suck them, I suck them, I stick the crotch in my mouth and suck on thetm as I orgasm and cum.......intense, explosive orgasms.
Looking for mutual masturbaton buddy in South Texas. Looking for another married older man (50s, 60s, 70s) for masturbation and sucking and maybe this will lead to other things.
Posted on 2010-04-22 08:24 PM. Last edited by Creamaster on 2015-12-19 02:04 PM. (2 edits total)
I wait until my rectum is really full of poo then pull on a pair of panties, squat over a big towel, and masturbate. When I start to go onto orgasm, I shit my panties. This produces a shattering orgasm as the poo compresses my prostate on the way out and the sensation of the warm poo filling up the panties is fabulous. Hope this is not too weird for you masturbators.
Do you crave big balls?
1. fucked a hooker
2. came in several different girls shoes and panties
3. let buddies cum in my ex-wife's shoes and panties (she never knew)
4. came in my former female bosses hand moisturizer bottle on her desk
5. took pictures of a passed out girl with her clothing moved to the side.
2. came in several different girls shoes and panties
3. let buddies cum in my ex-wife's shoes and panties (she never knew)
4. came in my former female bosses hand moisturizer bottle on her desk
5. took pictures of a passed out girl with her clothing moved to the side.
cumonherfeet said:
4. came in my former female bosses hand moisturizer bottle on her desk
4. came in my former female bosses hand moisturizer bottle on her desk
That had to be funny to watch her use......
Jerkin daily since 19......
cumonherfeet said:
1.
5. took pictures of a passed out girl with her clothing moved to the side.
1.
5. took pictures of a passed out girl with her clothing moved to the side.
3-5 years any one?
I'm never pitching my tent, it's always up.
Posted on 2010-04-23 04:50 AM. Last edited by Kent on 2010-04-23 04:57 AM. (4 edits total)
Actually done:
1) Been with a hooker. She propositioned me and it just seemed hot to try it.
2) Jacked off while wearing my girlfriends's bra and panties.
Haven't done it, but would like to.....and wouldn't want to tell anyone:
Combination of 1 and 2 above. Hire a hooker and tell her I want something "special." That I want to wear women's underwear when we fuck. (I wonder how much more that would cost?)
1) Been with a hooker. She propositioned me and it just seemed hot to try it.
2) Jacked off while wearing my girlfriends's bra and panties.
Haven't done it, but would like to.....and wouldn't want to tell anyone:
Combination of 1 and 2 above. Hire a hooker and tell her I want something "special." That I want to wear women's underwear when we fuck. (I wonder how much more that would cost?)
tonycause said:
3-5 years any one?
3-5 years any one?
my house..my couch. not my fault she didn't handle her illegal drugs better.
I have fucked a couch on webcam while women watched me. I "made love" to the couch, pretending to talk to it, persuading it to let me put my penis in it, then I pretended I was making it have a climax.
Richard Lovel -- Chronic Addicted Masturbator <http://www.onania.org/asm/contact>
cumonherfeet said:
my house..my couch. not my fault she didn't handle her illegal drugs better.
my house..my couch. not my fault she didn't handle her illegal drugs better.
Still illegal.
Posted on 2010-04-24 04:07 AM. Last edited by Kent on 2010-04-28 06:12 AM. (1 edits total)
OnaniaOrgasm said:
I have fucked a couch on webcam while women watched me. I "made love" to the couch, pretending to talk to it, persuading it to let me put my penis in it, then I pretended I was making it have a climax.
I have fucked a couch on webcam while women watched me. I "made love" to the couch, pretending to talk to it, persuading it to let me put my penis in it, then I pretended I was making it have a climax.
Oh yea....that reminds me.
I've "made love" to a blow up sex doll.
i spent a week in amsterdam with a mate. got completely wasted and did 6 stunning hookers. was weird when i got back home to and saw a program with police saying "shame on you" to guys doing hookers over here. totally different culture.
obviously i've done loads of dolls too!!! very satisfying.
when i was about 18 i got horny and covered my cock + balls in butter while a dog licked it all off.
obviously i've done loads of dolls too!!! very satisfying.
when i was about 18 i got horny and covered my cock + balls in butter while a dog licked it all off.
Here goes...1-fuck watermelon 2-rolled up bubble wrap 3-assorted pillows 4-cucumber dildo [taped to floor whilst fucking watermelon] 5-wearing bra/panties/nylons 6-peeing in said lingerie 7-jerking off in said lingerie while in a hot bath 8-luv my own precum
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