im stayin in a hotel tonight, and im really fucking horny, whats some kinky shit i can do while here, i was thinking of jacking off in my windonw, what else yall got for me?

Put your legs over your head and cum in your mouth.

i can do that in my own room, im talking shit you can only do in a hotel haha

wander the hallways naked
jerk off in the elevator

i like the wway that sounds, im about to walk the halls with a hard on. any dares?

finger your ass a bit in the hallway
knock on a door and just stand there jerkin so they see you when they look thru the peephole

Yea have your cock out wanking in the open area

anyone phone?

I stay in hotels all the time and always get horny. Some advice for you:

Don't expose yourself to people. That's a good way to end up arrested, especially if a little kid sees you.

Don't leave a huge mess (piss or shit the bed or something like that) as you will be charged.

Things I like to do in hotels are:

1) Set up a circle jerk using craigslist or at least a hookup. Circle jerk gives you better odds of someone showing up.

2) Do a long edging session.

3) Check out the gym/pool area and see if there is anyone there to hook up with

4) Play in the shower (watersports) since there is usually plenty of hot water

Order room service.

Got it. Go down the hall in your robe late at night so they're no kids. Cum in the ice machine.
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stop at the a department store and pick out some sexy girls panties and a sexy bra and dont forget nylons... they feal so good on your legs... go back to your room and have fun....

I've set my camera up, opened my door , gone across the hall, leaned against the wall and jacked as the shutter clicks. Risky but so horny. I checked around for security camera first. It was on old dingy hotel luckily.

This is not so weird, but I really get off when alone in a hotel room when I do this. I get out my portable USB drive where I keep my porn collection. I usually choose a directory for the mood I am in. One of my favorite directories is called "Awesome" and contains pics and vids of curvy women with big tits for the most part. There are some pics of hard dicks getting a good workout too.

I lie down on the bed with my laptop at eye level propped up on a pillow. With my left hand I scroll through the pictures, stopping on those that really turn me on. With my right hand, I stroke with a small circle made by my thumb and 1st finger -- lightly from just below the glans, to just above the head ridge. Usually in no time my dick starts leaking precum. Sometimes I dry off the first drops as I am still enjoying the dry and light stroking I mentioned above.

Later after precum is dripping down the head, I might start getting too close, and my precum starts to turn a little milky. At this point if I have not gone too far, I stop and let it throb. Then I dry off the head and start the process all over again.

When I am ready to cum, I get to a particularly good picture (the good ones change depending on mood), then I focus on it while I increase the circle's pressure. When I get right to the edge, I stop and just let it "ease" over the top. Every now and then this will result in one of those mind-blowing cums that we all love!!

Here is a notion that is best carried out in a hotel room--for obvious reasons--and I have done this several times.

Get super horny watching porn and/or camming with kindred spirits online. Drink several beers. When you feel like you cannot hold the pee in any longer--even with your throbbing erection, scooch your ass to the edge of the bed by the wall and put your legs up the wall so that only your head and shoulders are on the bed. Now with your cock pointing straight down at your face, start to pee in spurts as if you were coming. Pee and pee and pee until your face and body and the bed are soaked. Fill your mouth with pee and let it flow out the sides onto the bed. The more beer you drink, the less salty and more tasty the pee is. Drink some pee--this is kinky and hot. If you do this right, you will be so fucking turned on my the time you are out of pee that you will segue right into orgasm, ejaculating all over your face and into your waiting mouth.

Hope this is kinky enough for you. But I do have a couple of other things...