While preparing supper I was going back and forth around the kitchen with four carrots up my ass, my balls dangling between my thighs, and a hardon leading the way. Then I stood at the table so I could eat supper with the carrots still up my anus. When I was done I ate one of the carrots and came in my coffee before I drank it..

That's really hot. Said no one ever.

To each his own. It never ceases to amaze me how creative folks are with their kinks. It just goes to show if there is any possible way to make yourself cum, a guy will figure it out and and enjoy himself until he gets bored and needs to find some other way to spank the monkey.

Seems a bit fishy to me. Four carrots....walking. No ER to retrieve errant veg?

would be quite embarrassing to find you dead on the floor with them carrots up ur ass. and then when they did the autopsy, they found carrot fragments in ur stomach. Cause of death "ate shit and died"...lol