Hey guys
So I just purchased my first condo without roommates or parents and there is an extra bedroom. Instead of making it a guest bedroom Im turning it into a "masturbatorium" or a masturbation station, where i can just jack off as much as i like. This will be my designated room of self pleasure and I need some ideas/advice as to what I need in there. Like lube, toys, porn, chair, etc.
Let me know if you guys find anything.
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Hey . . . that's really cool that you finally can have your own "man cave" to do what we guys do most . . . jack our cocks! . . . without fear of being interrupted or heard moaning and groaning. These are some of my suggestions for your "masturbatorium": Hang lots of nude pics on the walls for continual stimulation, make sure you have a large tub of Albolene cream (the BEST lube for masturbation and recommended by jackoff clubs all over the country), your chair should be without arms so that you can freely use your arms to jerk up and down . . . a swivel chair is best as you can move around as you masturbate, have a nice padded chair so your butt doesn't get sore from edging hour after hour, have a washable bathroom type rug underneath in front of your chair so when you shoot your cum load will land on it (see how stiff you can make it from dumping cum load after cum load on it and then you can throw it in the washer, have a bottle of poppers handy, make sure you have plenty of "clean up" towels on the desk at the ready, have a big screen TV in the room for watching porn movies in addition to computer pics and videos, keep all the windows covered so you can be completely naked, make sure it's a lockable door so if friends/relatives suddenly stop by they won't have access to the room, maybe have a small mattress on the floor in case you have "company" sometimes, get some really nice speakers so you can hear all the groaning and moaning in the videos as if they were doing it in your room, etc.
That's all for now but will probably think of more . . . btw, it would be really hot if after you set your room up, you shared a pic of your "masturbatorium" with the rest of us (with or without you naked in the pic "doing your thing."
That's all for now but will probably think of more . . . btw, it would be really hot if after you set your room up, you shared a pic of your "masturbatorium" with the rest of us (with or without you naked in the pic "doing your thing."
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Thanks dude. Love the suggestions. Ill for sure post a vid or pic once its done. In the meantime, anyone have other ideas? Or have your own masturbatorium?
Posted on 2013-07-08 02:09 AM. Last edited by marriedboner on 2013-07-08 02:11 AM. (1 edits total)
I've always thought of a 'masturbatorium' as a place in the community where it's just understood that you could go to masturbate -- exactly because it's hard to get away from wife, parents, kids, or family.
Everyone knows you masturbate (because you're male) but nobody socially wants to see it (or to be seen seeing it), because that's just awkward.
Anyone who does want to see it, for self-education or stimuli etc. could be there and watch respectfully. It would probably have to be 18+, but doesn't have to be male-only for example. Maybe different rooms would be needed.
It would have to be a rule that you watch or participate respectfully, stimuli could be available but the main thing is to have the place.
Now, if you have the one in your living space like 'divorcedbiguy' has, then that could be connected by camera and mic, etc. and you can digitally create the same space with views of other hands doing the same thing you are... and you can use TV, props and lubes, or just the plain simple view thing, and not be as worried about rules about hitting on people in person etc. Or being known.
Everyone knows you masturbate (because you're male) but nobody socially wants to see it (or to be seen seeing it), because that's just awkward.
Anyone who does want to see it, for self-education or stimuli etc. could be there and watch respectfully. It would probably have to be 18+, but doesn't have to be male-only for example. Maybe different rooms would be needed.
It would have to be a rule that you watch or participate respectfully, stimuli could be available but the main thing is to have the place.
Now, if you have the one in your living space like 'divorcedbiguy' has, then that could be connected by camera and mic, etc. and you can digitally create the same space with views of other hands doing the same thing you are... and you can use TV, props and lubes, or just the plain simple view thing, and not be as worried about rules about hitting on people in person etc. Or being known.
I know if I had the room and the money, I'd have a bunch of toys set about the room, like a doggy style pussy and ass, tits, a fleshlight, maybe some small glass dildos if you're into anal play. Bean bag chairs are comfortable in any position. Cheap carpeting since you'll want to replace it yearly.
If I lived alone, I'd start a local jack off group.
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I'm surprised that among all the good ideas, nobody has mentioned mirrors. Many people enjoy watching themselves....
20 years old and a new condo? Good for you.
I like the thought of you occasionally using it for a masturbation party, inviting friends of both genders to watch each other pleasure yourselves.
...la la la la, Lola...
Posted on 2013-07-08 08:52 PM. Last edited by Ready2Shoot on 2013-07-08 08:53 PM. (1 edits total)
js06877 said:
20 years old and a new condo? Good for you.
20 years old and a new condo? Good for you.
I second that, JS!
Footballstud--with divorcedbiguy as your interior decorator, how could you go wrong!? Maybe one day you can open it to a 'select' public!
Posted on 2013-07-08 11:01 PM. Last edited by Str8_Bob on 2013-07-08 11:03 PM. (1 edits total)
I would use a masturbatorium a lot. I'd need a soft leather couch and comfortable leather chair for when I'm naked and jacking. Leather surfaces for cleaning up cum shots. Television, DVD, and large screen computer for porn delivery. Storage space for porn, toys, fetish objects (jockstraps, women's underwear), and supplies (cum rags, condoms, etc.) A half bath with a shower would be nice. And the mirror is a great idea, since I like to watch myself doing it. Even a video camera to record the action.
I'm working on making an office in my basement. It would be a good chance to optimize the spot for wanking!
Yeah, would be nice to have a shower stall in there so you could piss out with a piss hard if you needed to. No need to take a comfort break. A small fridge and some snacks would be nice for those times you are edging and so don't have your jizz to snack on.
js06877 said:
20 years old and a new condo? Good for you.
20 years old and a new condo? Good for you.
How did you pull that off? How much was it?
Masturbation is fun, let's chat about it! Link to my bate pics and vid is in my profile.
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