So I got a female doctor, not particularly hot. I want to get my dick out infront of her, with some excuse like measure it or is it normal. Sounds stupid but will she hold it? Or refuse

Get a full physical with hernia test, she'll touch your sack.

first let me say this is kinda sick as she is a professional. lol


that being said, tell her you think you feel a bump or something. and she will have to examine it.

Measure it? What are you, 12? Obviously yes she will refuse, what you are wanting her to do is so crazy unethical. It would cause her to get fired. She will probably ask you to leave.

Ben is right. The only doctor to my knowledge that would routinely check you out is a urologist.

I had my vasectomy performed by a good looking female Navy Doctor and several annual physicals including the prostate exam. Doctor visits are not intended as sexual experiences for the most part.

Agreed, but for an unsuspecting momentary cheap thrill only, the I feel a bump on one of my nuts is your only shot and then only if you look worried and nervous. Any grinning smiling or moaning will terminate even this most base level of nut touching. My advice, head over to your local Asian massage parlor and have a happy ending.

I went to a Urologist recently for what they call a hydrocle on my left testicle and it is small enough and not bothering me that I just wanted to check with a doctor and be on the safe side. Sorry NikiMinajlover the rest if us go to the doctor for real reasons not to get our junk touched for fun. What real people go to the doctor when they are sick and
to the one they like for attention. Didn't you have a post about rape? I thought this site had an age limit. You need some help for sure!

I hope this was a joke by the OP, otherwise the first Doctor you need to go see is a therapist. Considering your earlier post you removed about getting off reading a rape story is horrible.

What? My buddy had seen a stupid porno were the nurse, you knows and he said why don't you try. I din't expect anything to come of it just wanted to see if it was realistic in the slightest

Says the person who Loves their Penis. Honestly I have no business with any criminal activity especially that.

My doctor is female and I have never had to get naked in front of her but I did have a strange bug bite on my upper thigh near my scrotum and she had another person (male) come in before I dropped my pants.

I have a number of doctors in my family. Both male and female doctors. They are remarkably skilled at spotting the scammers from real cases.

A few things will happen. You'll get kicked out, you'll be examined by another male doctor in the practice, or if she may examine you just out of professionalism but it won't be in the least bit sexy.

Either way, you'll become the butt (no pun intended) of a joke for her, her colleagues and her friends and family for a very long time to come!