Anybody enjoy strip clubs? Last week I had a fun experience.

I was in the Navy for 20 years. Strip clubs in this country are VERY LAME when compared to the ones overseas. When I was 18-21 I was naturally drawn to them here in the states when just the sight of a bare, live female breast was a big deal! But after I went overseas and experienced a REAL strip club, the ones in the states pale by comparison.

Especially in Asia, there was little to govern what they could do so for no cover charge and .25-.50$ a beer you got a real show and could touch 'em too. Here you gotta pay a large cover charge, pay top dollar for cheap beer, and must keep your hands to yourself.

I guess it all depends on your perspective but for me, clubs here are a total waste, especially when there's so much free porn on the internet...lol!

I've been to a few strip clubs when I was younger, and yeah I found it a complete waste of money. Back then I think it was maybe $30 for like a 3 minute lap dance. Dance is over, you pay your money, and you're left with a boner...maybe.

Then you go back to your seat where you keep getting hassled for dances by all the strippers there. Just doesn't seem worth it to me. But I know a lot of guys really love it, and thats cool with me.

I've been to gay (male) strip places and str8 ("titty bars) and well...I'm not all that impressed with either. It's nice to see a live body from time to time, but I'd rather not pay the $ for it. I can enjoy attractive ness like that on the beach or something and for the penis or pussy which won't be doing anything sexual anyways....well...there's other stuff for that.

Well, I agree they can be VERY lame. But the other day I wandered into one in the middle of the afternoon, and it was pretty empty. When a hot babe asked me if I wanted to "have some fun," we ended up being the only ones in the lap dance room. She grinded me and titfucked me through my pants, letting me feel (and lick) her tits, until I blew my load. It was surprisingly hot.

I"ve blown my load during a lapdance too.

It all depends on when you go and the type of girl you end up with.

My wife went out of town on business for a weekend so I decided to hit the strip club again. It was pretty early (about 6pm) on a saturday so it was fairly dead. About 10 minutes after I grabbed a table, this tall, black haired, dancer asks to sit down and join me. I light her cigarette, we make small talk for a while then asks me if I'd like to spend some time with her up in the VIP room.

Upstairs was a row of small rooms with curtains over the doors, we went into one and she pulled the curtain closed. I sat down on the sofa and she began to give me a series of extremely hot lap dances.

I would casually let my hands wander a bit and she didn't try to stop me, in fact she would smile at me on occasion. Eventually she let me feel her tits, her ass, up and down her legs and I even got to massage her pussy through her panties.

She grinded hard on my lap and felt my rock hard cock through my jeans and said "is that for me?" and smiled again.

Eventually she asked me if I wanted "anything else" and I asked her what she was offering. First she asked me if I was a cop, when I said no, she said she would give me a handjob or a blowjob.

I was so boned up I went for the handjob (I wanted the BJ but didn't want to take a chance). She unfastened my pants, pulled my cock out and began to stroke away. At one pont she straddled my lap and bounced up and down with my cock in her hands. Her tits bouncing in my face. I managed to slip my hands between her legs and UNDER her panties and got a couple fingers inside for a few moments. I asked her if it was cool and she said yes.

She tugged me faster and faster until I shot my load into her hand. I cleaned up and she planted a quick kiss on the head of my cock. We got ourselves back together and went back downstairs and talked for a while, then I left. She was a real sweetheart and gave me something to remember.

But this was the exception, not the rule, I've been to many strip clubs and this was the ONLY time I've had this experience. Like I said, depends on the timing and the girl.

how much did THAT cost you?

about $60 in lapdances and $100 for the HJ.

Totally worth it.

I just had a similar experience TODAY.

$160 for something I can do myself? No thanks.

It does depend on the time of day and the girl, but also the type of club...some in my area are "topless" while others are "totally nude"...the totally nude ones are much more liberal on what you can touch and do with the girls...Recently, I went into a totally nude club - I usually wear a tee shirt, sweat pants, sox and tennis shoes - the pants give my cock lots of room to enjoy the experience...a hot young girl with a smokin ass walked up, we chatted a few minutes, and then went into the back into a private room for a three song lap dance...in the private room, she told me to lay back on the sofa/bed as she closed and fastened the curtain from the inside...she turned around and took off what little she had on, so that she was totally naked, and then got up on top of me on the bed and began her "dance"...she mostly had her back to me, rubbing her ass on my buldge...she let me rub her nipples and even let me rub her pretty, shaved pussy...when the three songs were over, she asked if I wanted to continue for 3 more songs...I said three more would be good, and as the music started, she reached down and pulled my pants down until my rock-hard cock was out in the open...she then got back on top, placed her sweet ass crack right on top of my cock and we both started rubbing faster and harder...I was rubbing nipples and clit and whispering very nasty things in her ear...she was rubbing up and down my shaft with her ass and then she began clenching her ass cheeks around my cock...Fuck it was hot!...I told her I was going to cum on her ass and she let me shoot it all up her crack and on to her back...I'm so ready to go back for more!!!

I live in Southern California. Can u tell me what club this is? That sounds fucking hot!

Spearmint Rhino in Rialto...totally nude...some Spearmint's are only topless.

Strip clubs are alright. They're nice to visit once and a while but shouldn't turn into a constant thing. If your goin there on a weekly basis your blowin your hard earned money away.