There was a time when my morning pre-cummute routine consisted of seeing the wife off for work, followed by a fairly vigorous wank to:
Now, before you think I'm some kinda depraved monster, the clown outfit actually contained the show's hostess:
a hot 25-ish actress named Alyson Court to whom I spilled the spunk fairly often in those days.
Matter of fact, I'm rediscovering my love for her right now.
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Posted on 2022-01-31 05:23 PM. Last edited by Mickeybrowneyes on 2022-01-31 05:28 PM. (2 edits total)
"The Sears ladies' swimwear and lingerie catalog showed me that variety is the spice of life. It also showed me that scantily clad beautiful women with great tits and pretty feet cause boners and make me ejaculate."
EverySecondTuesday said:
Yep, it's part of my daily routine, as well. I usually wake up, then start masturbating about 30-60 minutes later. It's no good if I start right away. I used to take care of it in the shower, but now it's almost exclusively in a chair or in bed, because it's much more satisfying when I can relax a bit afterward. Can't relax in the shower unless I want to run out of hot water...
And then, for bookends, it's typically the last thing I do before bed.
Yep, it's part of my daily routine, as well. I usually wake up, then start masturbating about 30-60 minutes later. It's no good if I start right away. I used to take care of it in the shower, but now it's almost exclusively in a chair or in bed, because it's much more satisfying when I can relax a bit afterward. Can't relax in the shower unless I want to run out of hot water...
And then, for bookends, it's typically the last thing I do before bed.
Working from home helps too.
every fucking morning
Its what I do in the morning once I'm done catching up on internet news, sports, etc.
Hasn't failed me yet!
Hasn't failed me yet!
PM me if you like messaging about masturbating!
what i do in the morning when I get up
I get up, shower then have a coffee - read the morning news and stroke my bone for 20-30 minutes. Then go for big finish, get dressed and go to work.
Fundriver11
Same as me fundriver. I try to do a good half hour session in the morning. Start the day off with a good orgasm ejaculation. Every day since I was 9 yrs old.
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