I was reading a few of the other FL posts, and the thing is pretty damn big. Where do people keep it? I'm in that group where wife/kids/housekeeper are pretty inquisitive (the housekeeper's just too damn thorough). Having someone find it would make for a little chaos. There must be some pretty creative places guys have kept it, and does anyone have a good story about trying to explain it when it's been found?

Don't hide it from the wife. Let her help you with it.
As for everyone else, get a lockbox or safe and put it in the closet or under the bed or something. Do you have a hiding place for other toys or movies or similar things? Put them all together somewhere.
I live alone and only have to put it away when someone comes over, but they're not the type who'll go snooping around under my bed, so I'll just put it there with a towel over it. Hasn't been found yet.

We keep our "bedroom items" such as condoms, toys, videos, etc. in various locations that are out of sight to the casual visitor. My husband's fleshlight is usually covered up at the rear of his underwear drawer.

This thread raises an interesting issue for couples who must conceal their playthings from more than the casual visitor....such as children, family houseguests, housekeepers, etc. (Inquisitive teenagers might be especially inclined to search mom and dad's bedroom.) Could be an embarrassing problem in some cases.

I don't have one myself, but I remember one of the funniest things /ever/ was over at a friend's house. We'd all stopped over there to pick him up before going out on th'town, and I decided to take a piss before we left. And there, on the edge of his bathroom sink, was his Fleshlight. Ah, the hilarity of his reaction to me asking about that...

Living room window.

Now thats funny.
But anyway My girlfriend knows where both of them are and I keep them in a shoe box with lube. She does not care and thats cool but my 23 yo college going daughter lives with me and we are pretty open but not that open.

On the nightstand. Maybe if someone saw it they'd get curious enough to use it or better yet, use it on me

i hide mine behind my waterbed , a few good places to think about in the attic ,in an old speaker cabinet , hollow your box spring , .......

Tie it to a rock and throw it into the pond behind the deck.

But seriously, I keep it in a briefcase that has a combination lock on it. I say my tax forms are in there.

I've finally got a use for that briefcase

In my closet...with the lube

I keep both of mine in the night stand next to my bed. Sometimes I leave them out on the top. with all the porn videos sitting around the house and the porn constantly playing on my TV and computers, I don't think anyone would notice my masturbation toys.

I keep mine in my trunk of my car, under the floor in the well where the spare tire is! Great hiding place...unless you take your car in for service and they have to check your spare for a recall...That was awkward...

I bought a laminator and used the box that it came in as storage space for FL. Nobody would ever bother to open that box.

Don't hide mine at all sits on my bedside table for easy access.