Just a heads up for all you Alex Jones and Steph McGovern fans out there. They are doing a new show together next week, on Wednesday I think, BBC1, called "How to Shop for Less"

Thanks for the heads up. Love to watch and wank over those two huge titted whores

Those two regional chav cunts will have me reluctantly wanking my cock off. Are you sure it's not called How to Wear Less ?

I hope this isn't a windup, if not it might just be worth the licence fee...lol. I hope they get plenty of on-screen time together, so we can see how the chemistry plays out between them...

Steph is definitely the bull dyke in that relationship

http://youtu.be/pvfF16NuOAI

Now now mahut, Charlotte 'Alex' Jones has done very well for herself considering she is a simple whore from the valleys with no obvious talent aside from her tits. What else was she supposed to do being after being born at a time when Wales ran out of coal?


'Alex' always dreamed of being famous

It really does go to show how fucking retarded BBC1 has become though. The kind of audience they are catering for are the kind who shop at Iceland. Alex and Steph couldn't give two shits about what they are talking about, they just want to be on television.



Steph is far far more sinister than Alex. She's a capitalist pig urging poor people to fritter away their cash in shops. Save money? How about this: grow you own veg, learn to sew and make your own clothes? Oh, but no...we all have to go out and spend spend spend...

Why don't they just get their tits out and be done with it? That's all anyone cares about at the end of the fucking day.

my cock sprung to attention when i saw the advert. can't wait to have some dirty wanks over these tarts when the show comes on

The shows aim is to 'shop for less while maintaining your lifestyle'.

Episode One: How to get shit-faced, pregnant, and your own council flat for less than a tenner.

Hey Stella0, I happen to shop at Iceland...lol. So it seems like the show is really a goer then...I wonder which genius at the Broken Biscuit Co thought of pairing these two hotties up together...if it's a hit he/she will be on a (licence funded) bonus no doubt, but if not...

Ah apols. I guess in this economic climate everyone has to budget. I must admit, I sometimes go in there to look at the chav scum-sluts trying to emulate Kerry Katona's career path as they peruse the frozen chips section.

Nah, I pop in to see if I might run into that lovely Peter Andre fella, when I get my weeks' supply of xtra large pizzas. I think I just missed him one time... Anyway, back to the new show, I hope that there will be plenty of four handed spots, rather than having the two lovely ladies doing their own thing, so to speak...

I think there are only two episodes, each 1hr long.

I am totally ashamed of wanking over these worthless turds but will no doubt watch with cock in hand, sigh.

Maybe shouting obscenities at the screen as you do so will help salve your shame.