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slerbyderby Skilled Jackinchatter

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My top two, Emily Browning and Emilia Clarke.

Emily Kinney, Nathalie Emmanuel, Olesya Rulin, Malin Akerman, Milla Jovovich, Natalie Dormer, Rose McIver, Anna Paquin, Cameron Richardson,

Stacy Dash and Teri Polo posed for Playboy.


current was the key word, so i knew you'd pick one of the GoT girls. Clarke did show her tits a couple times in the 6 years, but i meant more in the realm of top celebs in film.

akerman as well but that was in Billions for a brief second and i think "the watchmen"? (still meant movie stars). rose mciver? in what? and other than a couple scenes in S1 or 2 of True Blood 7,8 years ago... the point was current and i moreso movie stars. bottom line it doesn't exist in the current day and age of movie stars.
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The celebrity thing works for a lot of guys because it bridges geography and culture, and their pics and vids are readily available to share. I can't very well connect with a buddy online and talk about how hot the cashier is at the local grocer - he wouldn't have a clue what she looks like. If I say I want to stroke to pics of Selena Gomez, then I'm sure to find someone else who thinks she's hot and wants to join me.

As for anal, my wife LOVES it, and while there is some pain initially for her, that's part of the enjoyment for her. As a previous poster mentioned as well, my wife can cum from anal alone.
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I sometimes get the celebrity thing. Some of them really seem like sluts and that can get me hard and jacking for a little while. But it isn't huge for me.
As for anal. I just can't stand the thought of getting shit on my dick and can't relate to ass play at all.
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Good strand - I don't get:

Anal

"Bitch talk"

90% of US porn

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slerbyderby said:
in this day and age they do? name 5 current ones i'd love to know who they are. grin


In your original post, you didn't specify movie or television celebrities, or how current. I gave a good sized list of actresses who have gotten naked in movies, television and print.

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current was the key word, so i knew you'd pick one of the GoT girls. Clarke did show her tits a couple times in the 6 years, but i meant more in the realm of top celebs in film.

akerman as well but that was in Billions for a brief second and i think "the watchmen"? (still meant movie stars). rose mciver? in what? and other than a couple scenes in S1 or 2 of True Blood 7,8 years ago... the point was current and i moreso movie stars. bottom line it doesn't exist in the current day and age of movie stars.


Talk about a sore loser.
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r712adrian said:
Good strand - I don't get:

Anal

"Bitch talk"

90% of US porn


Anal - had a gf once explain that it felt good. She liked it. I wasn't going to since she never could wipe her ass well enough (we didn't stay together long)

Bitch talk - same here. When the guy starts calling the woman degrading names or treats her too rough is a huge turn off for me. That's why I love Nubile Films and X-Art. The couples make love, have sex, and fuck.
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Thanks guys--some thoughtful replies here. I can see how celebrities can help bridge the culture gap when we're fantasizing together in a forum like this. And yes, context can be everything when it comes to anal!

Good to know we all have our own turn-ons, and not all of us get aroused by the things the porn marketers think should turn us on.
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For those asking about celebs...

I was pretty late getting into them (early 20's) and never saw much point having almost entirely grown up with TV/Internet porn available.

However, why I like them now is that they work a different centre of my wanking fun for me.

What I mean by that is that you rarely get to see them naked, so the thrill is them in various revealing outfits at concerts, red carpets or in their films etc and therefore enjoying a completely different sensation.

For example, Katy Perry and Christina Hendricks are constant cock teasers because they flaunts their cleavage so often, but never go all the way and fully show us.

Sometimes even in porn you have to admit the build up is half the fun, and once the same old positions, shots and screwing starts it could be any scene times a million.

So they are just something a little different. Plus you are then excited when they reveal their next even more revealing pics, whereas a pornstar shows the goods immediately in whatever scene they are in.

Sometimes a good tease can be something fun and different ... but only sometimes lol!
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Talk about a sore loser.


no... i'm trying to prove that celebs dont do nudity... not in the past ... 10+ years has there been a prominent movie w/ tits out. maybe longer. fuck the last one that was decent was Basic Instinct from 1993. dont' tell me ... you're still beating the cock to Sharon Stone too right? i did say CURRENT - did i not? when did Teri Hatcher strip for PB? anyways... moving the fuck on. plain
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I think the reason celebs don't do it for me is context: there are many female celebs I admire but if I am not seeing them in a sexual context then they don't generate the reactionin me. For example, one of my favorites is Emily Maitlis (and no, I am not her stalker). Attractive and intelligent and a very agreeable amount of nyloned thigh on Newsnight but I am not going to sit there and crank one out because the boring sods she is interviewing is just going to get in the way and remind me of why she is there. I think the closest I have come is Penny Mordaunt MP in her swimsuit (see female politicians thread) and even then I moved on to porn to complete the task.

On the other hand, porn stars are celebrities of a sort, within their specialised field. I will choose one scene over another depending on the star or revisit a scene again or again if it has a favourite starvin it: Holly Kiss for example. I agree with someone above in that much of the thrill is in the build up but building up to an erotic conclusion.

Still, as a wise man said, whatever gets you thru the night...
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Never been one to get off on celebs. I did download a gift of Sarah Hyland topless jacking off a huge cock from this site. But it was gone the next day. I think it was a under age picture. I did use it to get off for a couple of weeks before deleting it. I don't want or like anything in or around my ass.
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I totally get the allure of male-to-male anal, since it is the only option of penetration in such cases. Male-to-female anal seems to me to be simply about domination. I don't care much for it either. In porn, I rather see a beautiful butt bouncing on a cock that's fucking the girl's PUSSY.

As for celebs, I love them and the unattainability is part of the allure. Also the posturing, the confidence, the goddess status. I also have to point out that some of us - me included - don't EVER imagine themselves having actual sex with the girls they jerk off to, porn or celebs. When I watch porn, I get off on the fact that THAT GUY is fucking that beautiful girl. Never put myself mentally in his place. Same goes with celebs. I just drool over their gorgeous, glammed up looks, without for one second picturing me with them. So it's not necessarily about imagining ourselves with someone who is so clearly out of our league.

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I don't get it about celebrities either. I do fantasize about some activities (really kinky stuff usually), but celebrities don't do it for me. I usually need visual stimuli, and whether the hot pictures and videos are of celebrities or not is irrelevant. I also don't understand knowing the NAMES of Playboy Playmates. I shot off to some Playmates, but I sure never knew any of their names.

As for anal play, things up my ass (in a sexual context) have always aroused me. I love to cum on a butt plug. Part of the excitement is seeing a woman wearing a strapon. I love to see a cock on a woman.

As for doing a woman up the butt, the excitement for me is all about the tightness on my cock. But if it's painful for her you don't do it. Depends on her anatomy and the experience she has....maybe butt plug action.....and how she can relax. Also about the diameter of your cock. A long slender one is perfect for butt fucking.
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I don't understand why the man in most porn vids has to wank himself to an orgasm. Why? Let the woman do it.
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I don't understand why the man in most porn vids has to wank himself to an orgasm. Why? Let the woman do it.


Are you thinking of the final scenes where the guy jacks off onto the girls tongue? I find those scenes kind of tiresome anyway.
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